muahaha!
next, it will arrive and you will test it and say "it feels close...but needs to be bigger" and end up buying another. then that one will tell you "this model has the heft, but you want something faster", and the next knife will tell you "this fast knife cuts well. i want a heavy one that cuts as well as this light one." this will lead you to "wow, this performs great, but it's not very attractive. i want something shiny with curves and fullers."
"now i want a HI sword." repeat entire process.