Play On Knife Words

Hey Dogs:

I want to compile a list of sayings that we use in everyday speak that is not used in a knife discussion. Here are two I have been known to use:

- "Get to the point"
- "Nothing like being on the cutting edge"

Lets see how creative you are.

Let me know if you have a favorite

Dan

Director to cast after a scene: CUT!


Doc

"He´s sharp as a razor!"

Cut it Out!

Doc

I think we might be splitting hairs here ...

Doc

Cut the c...!

Back Stabber!!!

Doc

That insult "cut me to the quick"!!!


Doc

Scotch is the "slice" of life


Doc

There´s no "point" for me to continue.

the first cut is the deepest

Doc

How thick is the fog?....

you could cut it with a knife...

Doc

Shave that down a little more....

Doc

Drinking Jim Beam is like drinking razor blades....


for sure....

Doc

that woman was shooting daggers at me with her eyes...

Doc

well that argument chopped my legs out from under me....


Doc

did you have to cut a fart in here?

Doc

you mean... cut the cheese?

yes

Doc

that woman just cut in front of me..

women always cut in line when driving

Doc

...wow... would you just go cut the grass?

Doc

..."place for small slits in the top of the baking bag..."

Doc

Slice and Dice

man committed suicide today by slitting his wrists....details at six

Doc

Home slice ( I think that means friend)

does that pizza joint sell by the slice?


Doc

Sliced paper thin (man I ain't very good at this)

Sliced so thin you can read through it.

Scrapyard knives are a cut above....

Doc

a little edgy today?

Doc

GOOD ONE DOC! how you been, haven't seen you in a while?

that broken glass had a jagged edge

Doc

The Jagged edge

go ahead... plunge a dagger into my heart

Doc

The edge of reality

The cutting edge

cut and run

i was thrust into a jagged situation, and cut to the bone


Doc

we must fly our planes on the edge of the envelope

Doc

surveyor grading a road..... "cut 1"

Doc

surveyors have to cut line in the swamp

Doc

i will have to cut this out soon...i have a scout meeting tonight....

Doc

I´m a sharp dressed man.

Dan is on the cutting edge of the Performance to Price Ratio! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Wha'd I win, Wha'd I win

Cut to the chase

the grand canyon looks like a gash in the world, from space...

Doc

A Cut above (did someone already say that)

A good Cutting horse is worth a lot.

Our Government needs to CUT THE RED TAPE and streamline the government!

Cuts like a knife! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

A cut above.
The final cut.
Don't just make the cut...
Cut it out.
Close cut.
Price to performance ratio... Cutting it to the edge.

The edge of night is/was an old soap opera

Doc

On the cutting edge.
Unbeatable price to performance ratio. Until the final cut.
A llifetime of just cuttin it.

Bussekin blades make a real incision in my wallet! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />........... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

what is the point?

Doc

that is a very pointed question

Doc

That piece of wood will have a split personality when it meets my blade!

Have you seen the video on the new "switchblade" weapon?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=69f_1304308604

doc

The cost of cutting edge.
A lifetime warranty guaranteed to make the cut.

what do you use to cut a banana split?


Doc

a real man never splits the bill with his date

Doc

Hey man... I gotta split

Doc

A butter knife, of course! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

do you have an axe to grind?

Doc

time to bury the hatchet....

Doc

Hassan chop!!!

(bugs bunny cartoon)

Doc

i watched the blues angels make a knife's edge pass

Doc

Stay Sharp:)

new from Ronco... the salami slicer....

ok... that wasn't real....was funny though

Doc

Cut deep.
Take a stab at it.
From vegetables to zombie decapitations... Your cut is covered.

sharp as a marble

Doc

you know... fans have blades....

Doc

we have a road in south florida called.....

Toledo Blade Road

Doc

wow...

I have a block of Cabot's Seriously Sharp Cheese....

Doc

Did you lance that boil?.... it still looks bad..

Doc

Do you like LANCE Armstrong?

Doc

Sharp minds deserve sharper tools...
Just shy of an alien laser...
When the is never a dull moment.

That SCRAP of metal in the YARD I picked up, cut my hand wide open... just like a KNIFE

Doc

my sister has pierced ears

Doc

Save your bullets!
Bleed the air.
Puppy love ain't just X's and O's any more.

are Pierce Brosnan's ears pierced?

Doc

my heart bleeds for you


Doc

are you a Bleeding heart liberal?

Doc

Sharp minds think alike

Cuts like a knife

Cut across the field; it's a short cut

That video was awesome Doc, on the cutting edge for sure!

Split hairs!
Split Pea soup

Skunk, it made a point with me...

Doc

Good Dog! (huge piile of chopped and cut up crap like a bad dog did it)
A word of caution. Man's best friend bites!
A walk in the park or total decimation! Our warranty covers that!

Don't just take a wack at it. Scrap it!
Go hard or go home!
Get to the chopper!
There are keys and then there is the Key to life.

Who just cut one?
Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
They just cut me off!
Play the next cut.
Box cutter.

hmmm... is "Cut of the mill" a saying. seems like I've hear "run of the mill" before. think cut works as well though.

Mugsy's style. "Living on the EDGE"

"Hey, let's bury the hatchet."

"I got stabbed in the back today."

"Sink it to the hilt!"

"Don't get caught outside in uniform without your piss cutter." Sounds dirty but it's not, the Marines here know what I'm talking about.

"Who got cut from the team today?"

"My neighbor had some pretty extensive water damage from Hurricane Ike, his whole house had to be gutted!"

"Did you see that jack knifed rig on the highway?"

"I would say that dress is a little inappropraite, not nearly enough cleavage being shown." Probably went a little too far with that one, but I'm sticking with it.

"Judy Chop!"

"These stiletto heels are killing me."

"I mowed my lawn yesterday and I think I may still have a stubborn little blade of grass stuck in my eye."

[Nicholson] You can't HANDLE the truth! [/Nicholson]

[Skater Dude] Sweet GRIND, bro! [/Skater Dude]

"Cut me, Mick."

"There's more than one way to skin a cat."

"My head's on the chopping block."

"This forum is great, it's our little slice of heaven."

Sorry if there are duplicates, I admit I didn't read all of the posts before posting my ideas.

Living on the edge
That really grinds my gears...
We are slashing our prices!
What a sharp dresser
Cutting of the ribbon
Good point
Point taken
Beaten by an edge
Cut the cord
Cut to the chase
Cut scene
Pointdexter
A chill ran up my spine

Cut the power
A little slice of heaven
"Cut!"
And the point is?
Let's cut class.
Slice 'em and dice 'em

Take the short cut
No more budget cuts!
Cut throat
A clear cut answer
Tax-cut
The turning point
At some point
Pointing fingers
A point of view
Extra point
Two point conversion

Cut and dry
Cut me a file

Divide and conquer.

We've Hacked and Slashed our prices!

I Cleave to my Bussekin Blades to the Point where you'd have to pry them from my cold, dead fingers.

Gotta work tomorrow. Back to the grind

You can be my battle mistress and I'll be your rat daddy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Could I get some hamon eggs for breakfast?

stop muking around

don't get me started on the wieners <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

lemme see if I can bird dog that for ya

this post just can't cut the mustard

but it can cut the cheese <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

put that wiener dog away in public.

that wiener dog sure cuts deep.

hey thats my screen name! lol
I always look at someones knife and say"boy your knife is duller than your personality" lol <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

This is getting dull <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Your wiener has a pointy tip...ideal for penetration.

Your wiener also has a swept curve...ideal for use in a rocking motion.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Your Tali-Whacker helped conceive Swamp Rat Knife Works.

bubble bubble choil and trouble

Ricasso e su casso

cut me a break.........

Why? You can't handle it? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Did any good ever come of the floating currency regime that the G-10 established in 1971?

ok, that last one was a bit obscure <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

hopefully someone still gets the point. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Haha, G10, you make me laugh! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

you wanna buya some apples froma micarta?

This thread just keeps forging on

I just had hamon eggs for breakfast.

...and orange juice to quench my thirst.

Haha. I think this is the best one yet!

I agree, that is super funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

This is an A and B conversation, so (Res) C your way out.

And now we have the corniest one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />.

OK...I LOL'd. Good one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

I am friggin' stressed! I'm having a nuclear meltdown!

Go strop your Wiener...that might help <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

LOL ...very good

You Dogs rock! .....what great lines


No reason to be on "guard". I'm just glad I got "spine" for these lines <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Dan

"Not to put too fine a point on it but...."

back stabbers...
complete cut up...
cross cut...
shredder...
wicked slicer...
slice and dice...
cut down in his prime...
close shave...
shaving sharp...
honed...
cut from good stock...

let's cut a record!

schwing!

chop, chop, chop....

cuts like a chainsaw...

cuts like a laser...

shaved smoother than a babies bottom...

don't forget cutting a rug <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Tip the scales

I'm not sure this bolsters your argument

All great lines....might have to publish these along with the cook book


Dan

I'd buy a Scrapyard cookbook or two, maybe more! AND you could put some Scrapyard history in it as well!