hey all,I finally made it here...

Nice to see some familiar faces!Heard you guys were raisin'a ruckus,so had to come and see if ya needed a hand... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Hell yeah! We like a good ruckus and howl 'round here!

The ruckus is for the BOWIE!! Your name is Wolf, but you smell like a Hog! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Arrrgh interloper!! Anyone got any apple sauce?

[censored]...and I showered and everything before comin' over here!

Squeal little piggy! Wheres my banjo?

Your reputation preceeds you Dr. Jones!

Paul - You really have me laughing with that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Anyone not seen Deliverence... good film! Couldn't resist it really PK, I'm glad I didn't get flamed for it!

Paul - Humor is greatly appreciated here ! I have the 25th anniversary VHS copy of Deliverance, and watch it once in a while. One time at a Masonic meeting the movie was mentioned, and the running line was "you ever been to Aintree" ? Had everyone joking and laughing - especially at the guys who hadn't seen the movie ! Of course, comments were made like "I think some of your relatives were in the film". Great humor - you had to be there ! Tom <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

I think he is more of a rat that a pig. Good to see you over here wolf.

Good to hear from you again Squirrel ! We have GOT to get you beyond the "Lap Dog" level. Anyone with an avatar like yours deserves better! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Now I know what to get you for Christmas!!!! I would hate for you to wear out your only copy of Deliverance!!

Phew! I wonder where they got that half shaved gorilla to stand in for Burt Reynolds from? It could act Burt of the stage...

Not that Burt was ever a great actor, but once he posed nude for Cosmopolitan magazine he didn't have to worry about it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

A centrefold or as an advert for pet flea-spray? Is that nearly libelous?

Burt was the centerfold, covering his "equipment" with his hands. Interestingly, he admitted that he has small hands! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Woah!!! Fellas....why is a nude Burt the topic of conversation!!! re-evaluate your priorities.....sheesh!

GF - Ever been to Aintree ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

.........no.........

hehahahahahahahahaha


he said "aintree"!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

thanks for the ribald yet warm welcome y'all...and no,I don't have a purtty mouth,in case anyone was wondering,nor can I squeal like a pig.

You've just got to be carefull where you canoe is all.... or pack a Ruger .44!

Excellent advice on both counts ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yup!!

It is for the above reason, that I make sure that there is no way I can appear sexy to the local's...This isnt easy, but I figure that it is that or the tree..

AND you know that there is more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously goodlooking!



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Yep, being a strong paddler and a bloody quick runner!!!! (or a good shot?)

It's nice to see that you guys are so modest! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I thank my maker that I was built for strength and hard use,not looks...strong like bull,smart like tractor and good like borscht...

Sounds like we have a lot in common! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />

I was built for speed so I can 'leg it' in the opposite direction!

I was built to stay put and fight or scare them off with my frightening visage....no running for me!

No worries mate, you distract 'em I'll do a 'tactical withdrawal' (RLF) to effectively deal with the situation....

Geez Paul - You sound so French! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

hehahahahaa FRENCH!!! hehahahahahahaaaaa


yea it isnt easy being me...I have been told more than once that I was "prison sexy"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


Well I cant run very well, but I have been told that my pleading and begging for my life bit, is pretty persuading!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

"Prison Sexy"....what the hell is that!?

I am not going to be nasty to our fine, brave, dependable French allies PK...

I think prison sexy is probably bad news if you are inside one!...

That's nice of you Paul ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> By the way, you are closing in fast on the "Scrapper" status - good work! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

There was a song by Tool called "Prison Sex", could it be an effect of being "prison sexy"?

GF - Sometimes I worry about you ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

GF is like a commando dagger, short and to the point! I do want Scrapper status by the end of the month if at all possible! Keep the thing buzzing guys...

20 days 679 post, thats only 39.95 post a day....we got you covered!

Paul - You neglected to "point out" that GF is a pretty "sharp" character! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I would have said 'cutting'... myself! I wonder if he got the point?... This could run a while...

You two are on the cutting edge of humor!

I'd have to back you to the hilt on that assessment of our rapier wit...

That's a double edged comment...how should I take your wit...sharp, or dull?

Touche'!

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Just don't take it for half-wit!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Nah it's at least 3/4! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Thanks for the benefit of the doubt!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Hehe! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

I think prison sexy would be o.k....provided you were the sexy Daddy.

Yes, but what about your PARTNER ?!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Eeeek! Mind you there could be a nice cute FEMALE c.o. around... Hmm after a year or so anything female would probably count as cute... Conclusion=Don't do crime!

Paul, I hear ya' !!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

'Any port in a storm'! (I figure GF will get that one!)

He can HAVE that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Hell yeah!

Hell NO!!! Funny, this topic came up in Criminal Justice class today....our teacher went on a tangent about,"jingle jangles, waffling, insertor vs insertee" amoung of nefarious prison activities!

Oh well at least that lecture probably kept everyone awake! (Shudder)

With our sphincter's tightened!

Yep.. I can well believe that!

One more reason to stay clean-shaven!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul - Did you notice that in Jason's picture carving his pumpkin he has a chin brush ? Makes him look either Amish or Menonite - trying to blend in ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" /> I hope that Bowie is really sharp so that he will post some pictures of him shaving it off. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yep, it looks like he nailed a badger to his chin... (Or he is trying to infiltrate Al-Qaeda for Uncle Sam!) He did a [censored] fine pumpkin though!!

I am in an ecclesiastical transition of faiths....I figured I would try this amish thing out for a while....I was born Catholic, dated a Presbyterian, and married a Baptist, and fought against Muslims. I figure I would try to be half-Amish for a while...can't seem to give up zippers and internet though...you guys are too much fun to give up in the name of any religion!

Have you heard of the Electric Amish band? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I have two of their CDs.

No, but have you heard White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

I love that video Gravel!!!

I knew someone had to!

I don't know anything about the video, but Wierd Al is an inspiration to me!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

hey GF,ya know that it's only illegal or immoral,if you get caught eh?

Oh yeah!...but what about the unhealthy part?

Everything fun is unhealthy... Great video! The rest... just don't get caught (or join the PD!)

I hadn't seen that one before. That was really funny. Reminds me of too many people I know. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I also like the Amish Paradise one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

GF - I seem to recall one of your postings concerning the low occurance of STD's in Australia and New Zealand, but in other places the "root cause" could be pretty unhealthy !!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

"When playing indoor golf on an unfamiliar course it is wise to keep your 'clubs' protective covers on..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Paul - Excellent advice and well stated ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Hehe, I always liked that one...