Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:04 PM

Well, it's not the size but how you use it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:06 PM

Posted By: silverbullets

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:27 PM

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Unsheathe the Wieners <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

good point, we need Jeff to hurry up and make some condo..... oops I mean sheaths for these things.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: silverbullets

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:28 PM

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Well, it's not the size but how you use it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

true, sometimes those big 9 inch chef's knives can be really clumsy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:28 PM

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anyone care to beat their wiener and tell us how it goes?

lol! man thats a good one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:28 PM

All natural or synthetic?

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:30 PM

dont forget to oil up your weiners guys! gotta keep them nice and shiny!

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:31 PM

What are you going to use to lube, in mean oil, your Wiener?

Posted By: Pvt.snoballz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:48 PM

well, as long as you use your wiener on a daily basis i dont think you need to worry about oil. unless youre putting your wiener in places it just shouldnt be

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:53 PM

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I was super excited yesterday, to wake up and have the wife tell me my weiner had came in the box.

Now thats funny!

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:54 PM

I am so proud of my Wiener that I showed it to my neighbor.

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 08:54 PM

Dan's Wiener sure seems to be a crowd pleaser

Posted By: digthisbigcrux

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 09:14 PM

I haven't gotten to hold my wiener, JRod has been holding it. But I just got a message my wiener is coming in a box! I understand he has wrapped it for my protection when I jerk it out of the box.

I can't wait to stick my wiener in all sorts of things.

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 10:56 PM

Just make sure to clean your Weiners when your done men!

NOBODY like a dirty weiner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: P-Easy

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 11:09 PM

You guys are ridiculous!

Posted By: P-Easy

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 11:09 PM

Posted By: fastcamo

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 11:14 PM

I can't beleive this many grown men In one room want to hold and see everyone elses weeines....

Posted By: silverbullets

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 11:17 PM

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I can't beleive this many grown men In one room want to hold and see everyone elses weeines....

talk about a wiener fest.... I am just glad Renee hasn't joined the conversation to talk about hers <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 11:35 PM

hahahaahaha aw man. this is getting good.

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 11:39 PM

be careful when you guys are playing with your weiners... we dont need any missing appendages.

Posted By: silverbullets

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/06/10 11:55 PM

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be careful when you guys are playing with your weiners... we dont need any missing appendages.

I also heard you can go blind <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 12:27 AM

I just used my Wiener on a pizza

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 12:37 AM

I don't have a wiener either...but for those of you that do:

Make sure you use proper protection on your wiener...you don't want it to start getting discolored or get spots <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 12:38 AM

Do you guys use leather or kydex to protect your wieners? I'm just curious which one feels better and is easier to carry <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: tripton

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 12:47 AM

My weiners are stiffer than I thought they would be.

I imagined them a little more bendy.

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 12:55 AM

LOL!

Yeah...who's going to be the first to do some "destructive testing" on their wiener? Ouch! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Devil 505

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 12:58 AM

I didn't try bending my Wiener. One slip with that Wiener and it's off to the ER and I'm quite certain that I don't want to have my Weiner surgically removed from my hand.

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 01:35 AM

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I don't get to fondle my wiener until I get back from vacation, but I know it's in real good hands until I get back.... Right Bob ?

Oh yeah- my daughters actually were holding your weenie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />and we have it carefuly set aside for you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Seriously guys- I left my puter on and the girls are just dieing laughing reading this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 02:02 AM

you guys don't want to get me started... i can talk about my wiener all day!!!

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 02:03 AM

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wiener! yup... i gladly gave it to another guy! we talked about it earlier and he paid me for it so he already knew he had it coming! and now i have another guy waiting to get it from me! they wanted a wiener and i had some extra just for that purpose. to give to other men... they will thank me for it but i was happy to help them get a wiener!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 02:53 AM

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My weiners are stiffer than I thought they would be.

I imagined them a little more bendy.

My wiener is nice and stiff, and I will be using leather to protect it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Pvt.snoballz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 04:16 AM

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My weiners are stiffer than I thought they would be.

I imagined them a little more bendy.

a floppy wiener is useful to noone.

Posted By: ThePitsBro52

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 04:36 AM

mine is detachable

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 05:00 AM

I love my Wiener!

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 05:05 AM

woke up and realized my wiener was getting a little rusty. i went ahead and rubbed it off. if i had waited any longer i may have needed to take it to a professional!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 06:00 AM

Take care of your Weiner, and it will take good care of you! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: AZWELKE

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 07:07 AM

Has anyone actually measured their Weiner?

Mine is just under 9" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 07:10 AM

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Has anyone actually measured their Weiner?

Mine is just under 9" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

lol good one!

Posted By: pitman

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 07:30 AM

What are y'all using your Weiners for, I'd imagine they are good for sticking in fish eh ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Wish I could hold someone elses Weiner to see what they are like ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 09:10 AM

Ya'll are sick! I don't have a weiner yet, but another good doggie told me he had one and would hold it for me until I can come up with the funds to slide it from his hands. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Oh man, I hope they can't get access to this forum in prison! We'll ALL be getting e-mails! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 09:24 AM

Judging by that picture Jared posted I am gathering that Dan is gonna come out with a Fat Weinie. ANd he's probably gonna call it, the CHUBBY! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Pvt.snoballz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 09:25 AM

...oh my goodness.

were gonna have guys with chubbys and weiners in hand all over the place

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 10:36 AM

They're everywhere --- they're everywhere!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 05:17 PM

Well, I have three Wieners at the moment, but one will probably be leaving today. I am sadened because of this. Then again, another person I proxied for backed out so I have two Wieners left--trying to decide if one is all I need. The wife might want the Wiener, but I am afraid to ask <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 05:20 PM

Looks like Round 2 of the great WEENIE THREAD <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 05:32 PM

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Well, The wife might want the Wiener, but I am afraid to ask <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 08:09 PM

You guys are killing me!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ThePitsBro52

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 08:28 PM

looks good wrapped in leather

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 09:12 PM

i really wish i had grabbed more wieners when i had the chance.

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 09:13 PM

lol hahahahaaahaahahhhaa! this thread is great.

thank you Dan for such an awesome name for a knife!

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 09:20 PM

The Wieners are in for the Win! No TT needed on this one, I think we figured out how to use them!!!

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 09:37 PM

how many of you guys are planning to stick you wieners in some nice raw hide?

whose hide are you wanting to stick your wieners in?

i think it's pretty impressive that private klink can stick his wiener in his own hide! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 10:48 PM

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i think it's pretty impressive that private klink can stick his wiener in his own hide! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

LOL

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 11:13 PM

Good one lazi! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/07/10 11:14 PM

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wiener! yup... i gladly gave it to another guy! we talked about it earlier and he paid me for it so he already knew he had it coming! and now i have another guy waiting to get it from me! they wanted a wiener and i had some extra just for that purpose. to give to other men... they will thank me for it but i was happy to help them get a wiener!

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 12:42 AM

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Well, I guess I will go in my basement and work on my leather hide, so I have something to stick my wiener in! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Later guys! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

there's probably a few banned ex-yarders who may have worded it differently when they suggested that you go stick your wiener in your hide but we know what they meant. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

well just be sure to stitch those pants pretty tight. wouldn't want your wiener popping out in public!

Posted By: md02geist

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 12:44 AM

Still waiting on mine, assuming it will show up tomorrow...timing seems about right for tomorrow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 04:43 AM

Anyone used their Wiener today? I did, and it felt really, and I mean really, good!

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 04:59 AM

I used my weenie many times today and it felt wonderful to hold the firm lil mudder fella in my big ole hands <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />. I feel bad as I have Ron's weenie stuck in a dark box <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />- maybe I should take it out and stick it in something for him- nothing worse than a lonely weenie looking for his owner <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Horn Dog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 05:00 AM

I think that having a stainless weenie is a great idea, especially if you plan to use it in a wet environment.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 05:03 AM

Great point Vic! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 05:13 AM

Bob I actually like the the dark box as long as it is warm inside......

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 05:30 AM

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 06:48 AM

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Bob I actually like the the dark box as long as it is warm inside......

Now thats funny!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Mugsy6

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 06:51 AM

my wife said my Wiener looked alot bigger in the pictures...
but she will try it on pork anyway

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 07:15 AM

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 06:47 PM

Can't let the Wiener slide to the bottom, the Wiener will rise once again!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 07:26 PM

Oh, Jeff! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />............................................................ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 08:30 PM

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Bob I actually like the the dark box as long as it is warm inside......

I went and checked- looks warm and fuzzy but not wet <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />-I think you are A OK <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Is your wife expecting a new weiner in your home <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" />? I don't want her phoning me all upset <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />-afterall- YOU wanted a new weenie-i just helped <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/08/10 09:11 PM

OMG, ORD that was a great one! So you are the wizard of Scrapyardia!

I have been trying to get my girlfriend to take some pics holding my Wiener, but she's worried they will end up on the internet.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 01:27 AM

Be careful, you don't want your hand to slip! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 01:31 AM

My weiner has been held by so many I don't even feel that I own it at this point <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 01:34 AM

Man, now THAT is really feeling detached! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />.............................. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 01:34 AM

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My weiner has been held by so many I don't even feel that I own it at this point <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I was waiting for that one ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 01:44 AM

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My weiner has been held by so many I don't even feel that I own it at this point <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I was waiting for that one ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

You have one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />- stay away from MY weenie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> - you can have yours- it is in the dark warm box-waiting - lonely - sad <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />........well- maybe not sad but that weenie wants to go home <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 01:54 AM

You guys with wieners...I heard that most of your wieners got muddy? Is this truth?

Posted By: DocSavage

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 02:10 AM

I am ashamed that I forgot about the big wiener sale.... I needed a wiener, now I have no wiener... It probably just as well.... If I had a a wiener, I would want everyone to see it... hold it... play with it.... but my wife would get upset if I let others touch my wiener...and she might cut me off, if I actually gave me wiener to someone else...

Doc

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 02:14 AM

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You guys with wieners...I heard that most of your wieners got muddy? Is this truth?

Not in my house...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 02:18 AM

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I am ashamed that I forgot about the big wiener sale.... I needed a wiener, now I have no wiener... It probably just as well.... If I had a a wiener, I would want everyone to see it... hold it... play with it.... but my wife would get upset if I let others touch my wiener...and she might cut me off, if I actually gave me wiener to someone else...

Doc

Maybe we need a support group for those guys that are weenieless ( without) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> I think it is the right thing to do <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />. That way you guys that don't have a weenie yet can discuss it amoung yourselves and perhaps come up weiners <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />- I mean winners- or figure out how to get a weenie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ThePitsBro52

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 03:20 AM

my last name is meyer, we're famous for our wieners

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 03:26 AM

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The horror, oh the humanity...................where is my Wiener?

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 07:26 PM

Has anybody thought about all those guys running around Knob without any weenies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />. You would have thought that Busse would have been kind and supplied at least " some" weenies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Oh my <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 07:36 PM

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Has anybody thought about all those guys running around Knob without any weenies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />. You would have thought that Busse would have been kind and supplied at least " some" weenies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Oh my <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Lol, they would fit in perfect here in Eugene <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />.

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 08:04 PM

man i hate that i'm going to miss all of the knob action!

i bet there will be a few guys all excited from knob and some of those guys will probably be pulling their wieners out. showing them off, and playing with them and offering other people a chance to get some experience with wieners...

yup... a bunch of guys down at the creek just having a gay old time with their wieners.

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 09:53 PM

Ok...now we're mixing discussion of Knobs and Wieners... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: silverbullets

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 10:36 PM

I am glad to see this thread still going, gotta be one of the funniest threads to date in the yard, that said I really think the Test Team for the weiners should be made up of our wives and significant others. Don't know about you guys but I don't want to test out another man's weiner where as it would be outstanding if my wife would take my weiner over to her girlfriends house and they can test it all night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 11:54 PM

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I am glad to see this thread still going, gotta be one of the funniest threads to date in the yard, that said I really think the Test Team for the weiners should be made up of our wives and significant others. Don't know about you guys but I don't want to test out another man's weiner where as it would be outstanding if my wife would take my weiner over to her girlfriends house and they can test it all night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bunko weener test night.... Good idea ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: silverbullets

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 11:56 PM

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I am glad to see this thread still going, gotta be one of the funniest threads to date in the yard, that said I really think the Test Team for the weiners should be made up of our wives and significant others. Don't know about you guys but I don't want to test out another man's weiner where as it would be outstanding if my wife would take my weiner over to her girlfriends house and they can test it all night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bunko weener test night.... Good idea ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

make sure they bring a camera, this may be a once in a lifetime opportunity to have your weiner played with by multiple women, memories to last a lifetime <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/09/10 11:59 PM

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I am glad to see this thread still going, gotta be one of the funniest threads to date in the yard, that said I really think the Test Team for the weiners should be made up of our wives and significant others. Don't know about you guys but I don't want to test out another man's weiner where as it would be outstanding if my wife would take my weiner over to her girlfriends house and they can test it all night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bunko weener test night.... Good idea ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

make sure they bring a camera, this may be a once in a lifetime opportunity to have your weiner played with by multiple women, memories to last a lifetime <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Stills and video ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: silverbullets

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:03 AM

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I am glad to see this thread still going, gotta be one of the funniest threads to date in the yard, that said I really think the Test Team for the weiners should be made up of our wives and significant others. Don't know about you guys but I don't want to test out another man's weiner where as it would be outstanding if my wife would take my weiner over to her girlfriends house and they can test it all night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bunko weener test night.... Good idea ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

make sure they bring a camera, this may be a once in a lifetime opportunity to have your weiner played with by multiple women, memories to last a lifetime <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Stills and video ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

youtube here I come <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:08 AM

You guys are KILLING me!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:22 AM

Guys..I'm insulted. To think that you'd proposition my wife to play with your wieners!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> I'll be forced to chop up your wieners with my BWM! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:29 AM

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:37 AM

I let my girlfriend use my Wiener last night, she was so excited

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:39 AM

I hope that you BOTH enjoyed the experience! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:42 AM

She loved it, it satisfied her every need <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:43 AM

Hey wait...........I want in on this <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />.......I am old............but " multiple women" holding my weenies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> is just not something I don't want to pass me by <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />. The official " SY Weenie Test Team" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> .All " comers" welcome <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />. How many of ya'll want to sign up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Here I'll go first.
1-ordawg1-AKA Bob <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />next just sign in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:45 AM

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 12:58 AM

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I let my girlfriend use my Wiener last night, she was so excited

hm... glad she enjoyed it but you might want to let her know that the wiener is a man tool!!!

the ladies should remember to handle wieners with respect! do a wiener wrong and it can really open you up! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

you guys are really gonna have to stop me.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 01:00 AM

LOL

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 01:01 AM

I made her feel the tip first, just so she would know how serious a tool she was dealing with

Posted By: Sethrotull

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 01:08 AM

I've been hiding my wiener from my wife, if she sees it I'm afraid she will bite my head off!

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 01:22 AM

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I made her feel the tip first, just so she would know how serious a tool she was dealing with

yuh.. if you care about your women you don't want them wienering themselves to death!

and all of you guys! i think it's probably a good time to take out you wieners and show your women how to work it if you have never done this before. go ahead show em how to choke it and do reverse grips and all that... between her using it and you using it, your wieners should see a lot of action.

wieners are the greatest! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 01:31 AM

This thread need PICTURES <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 02:07 AM

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This thread need PICTURES <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

funny cuz i was already taking some but my battery died...

and does anybody know how to tie a double monkey fist lanyard???? i like my wiener and all but my wiener just doesn't feel right without those danglers!

Posted By: md02geist

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 02:09 AM

I had my hands on my Weiner for a day or two, then decided I didn't like my Weiner as much as I thought I would. So I'm putting it in a box and shipping it off to someone else to hold.

Posted By: Sethrotull

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 02:17 AM

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This thread need PICTURES <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

funny cuz i was already taking some but my battery died...

and does anybody know how to tie a double monkey fist lanyard???? i like my wiener and all but my wiener just doesn't feel right without those danglers!

All wieners should have these!

[Linked Image from i56.photobucket.com]

[/quote]

From http://www.scrapyardknives.com/ubbthread...true#Post304489

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 02:23 AM

I just stuck my Wiener in this can
[Linked Image from i1010.photobucket.com]

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 02:25 AM

Then this happened
[Linked Image from i1010.photobucket.com]

That almond didn't stand a chance <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Sethrotull

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 02:27 AM

Tomatos and Nuts????

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 02:29 AM

you could say that it busted it

Posted By: ThePitsBro52

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 04:03 AM

in the can

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 05:09 AM

Weenie action shots- VERY NICE <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: JavaDog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 05:44 AM

Whhhaaaa. I have no wiener! I have no wiener!

Whhhaaaa...

Come on Dan. How about some of those 'lil fellas for the rest of us?

[color:"#666666"] s u b l i m i n a l ... m e s s a g e

orange res-c... orange res-c... orange res-c... [/color]

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 06:08 AM

Hey Java- that pup in your avatar is plain [censored] scary <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />. Hope he don't get ahold of a weenie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DocSavage

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 05:20 PM

Having no wiener, I went out looking for a wiener.... I looked everywhere...You should have seen what I got offered.... I had to step back and say...."NO.... I am not like that... I want a Junk Yard Dawg's wiener!"

Doc

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 09:05 PM

I'm at the airport in Seattle and I'm sure I just saw a couple "boys" That had a weener tucked in their backside recently....

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/10/10 09:38 PM

Your weenie will be here waiting for you Ron <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />-Have a great trip and apoligize to the wife for me having your weiner at my house <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />Too bad you don't have it for vacation <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/11/10 05:19 AM

just a picture of some gentleman jack n' some wieners...

[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/11/10 05:23 AM

HAHAHAHA, good one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/11/10 05:48 AM

Nice Lazi <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/13/10 09:35 PM

You should have seen the "aftermath" left over from playing with my wiener last night...I'll be sure to post pics later <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/14/10 01:44 AM

lately, whenever i think about some really nice melons i start wanting to play with my wiener.

hmm... seems like the strawberries and peaches have been calling me more often since i started whipping out my wiener for them.

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/14/10 02:53 AM

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This thread need PICTURES <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

funny cuz i was already taking some but my battery died...

and does anybody know how to tie a double monkey fist lanyard???? i like my wiener and all but my wiener just doesn't feel right without those danglers!

All wieners should have these!

[Linked Image from i56.photobucket.com]

From http://www.scrapyardknives.com/ubbthread...true#Post304489 [/quote]
My, MY! What BIG danglers you have there! Glad to see you keep your Wiener covered too! Can never be to safe now a days!

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/14/10 03:17 AM

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just a picture of some gentleman jack n' some wieners...

[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

one of those looks like my weiner?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/14/10 05:22 AM

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You should have seen the "aftermath" left over from playing with my wiener last night...I'll be sure to post pics later <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

The Aftermath...

[Linked Image from i99.photobucket.com]

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MY Weiner measures 3 7/8 inches long! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

not bad, not bad at all, thats a good size Weiner. im gonna take a hard guess and say everyones Weiner is the exact same length as yours Skunk!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/23/10 12:07 PM

WRONG ANSWER! lazi said mine is longer than his! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/23/10 03:00 PM

Skunk is older than Lazi so his weenie isn't as firm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />........that just happens- not his fault <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

if your wiener doesn't have a hole in it, you may need to see somebody about that.

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/24/10 12:30 AM

its good to see people using their wieners

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/24/10 01:14 AM

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its good to see people using their wieners

Ah, so you like to watch do ya.....

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/24/10 06:49 AM

So, who's going to post some more pics of their wieners in action? Nothing gets me more excited than seeing some good wieners! Especially since I don't have one...

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/24/10 07:29 AM

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So, who's going to post some more pics of their wieners in action? Nothing gets me more excited than seeing some good wieners! Especially since I don't have one...

I would but mine is burried in a warm box box on the Oregon coast. Maybe I will bring him home next week.

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/24/10 10:20 PM

I seriously hope we're talking about knives here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/24/10 11:37 PM

So do I!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/25/10 03:34 AM

The leftovers from your wiener look awful tasty Ishi!

Thanks!

Bob promises me that the box is certified "clean". Hopefully there wont be any foreign objects attached to my Weenie....

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/28/10 10:49 PM

Whatever you do, DON'T pierce your weiner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />................... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/28/10 11:13 PM

I am here holding Ron's WEENIE for him. Hell.......I have been holding this thing for weeks and starting to wonder if he even WANTS a weenie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />. I know his wife wants him to have one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. He will be here in the morning and we take pictures of this whole affair <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />. I cannot believe he actually went on a ROMANTIC CRUISE with his wife..........WITHOUT HIS WEENIE <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/28/10 11:42 PM

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I am here holding Ron's WEENIE for him. Hell.......I have been holding this thing for weeks and starting to wonder if he even WANTS a weenie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />. I know his wife wants him to have one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. He will be here in the morning and we take pictures of this whole affair <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />. I cannot believe he actually went on a ROMANTIC CRUISE with his wife..........WITHOUT HIS WEENIE <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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When I dipped my Regulator in Stripper it was in my basement. I was lucky I got it aired out before the Wife got home. She has a tendency to flip when Strippers have been working at the house.

WOW Seth- she sure is sensitive <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />.......just because you are dipping your weenie in a stripper isn't grounds to get upset <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />. Women are kinda weird that way I guess <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 04:49 AM

Confucious once say, man who keep hand in pocket, feel his wiener all day.

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 06:49 AM

So...why does Bob have a box? And more importantly, why is your wiener in his box and not in your hands, or at least in your pants? Jeez. Leave your wiener lying around like that and it's bound to pick stuff up. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 11:35 AM

Dogs, you're killing me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 08:15 PM

Just had to stop by and check your Wiener jokes out and laugh.

Posted By: Pvt.snoballz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 08:20 PM

its good to see that everyone still loves playing with their wieners.
it would be sad to see that their wieners already got boring.

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 09:46 PM

I wonder if we could get a pic of her holding a Bussekin, maybe a Wiener----Dog???
[Linked Image from i220.photobucket.com]

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 10:22 PM

I played with my wiener so much I thought I was going to go blind!
But it never gets boring...I just switch hands!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 10:24 PM

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I wonder if we could get a pic of her holding a Bussekin, maybe a Wiener----Dog???
[Linked Image from i220.photobucket.com]

I think she would look quite nice with a wiener in her hands.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/29/10 10:45 PM

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I wonder if we could get a pic of her holding a Bussekin, maybe a Wiener----Dog???
[Linked Image from i220.photobucket.com]

I think she would look quite nice with a wiener in her hands.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Yeah..specially with my wiener. Well, she might not look nicer...but I'd be happier <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 02:27 AM

Went down to ordawg1 place today to pick up my Weener and a few others. Much to my delight Bob was really busy with his own weener and not mine. Mine was being taken care of by one of Bob's beautiful daughters, while he was so busy with his own weener he got a blood blister on his hand.

My weener
[Linked Image from i8.photobucket.com]

Bob's weener. Note blister on hand.....
[Linked Image from i8.photobucket.com]

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 02:33 AM

Oh My!

Bob let his daughter play with your wiener? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Now I think I understand Dog's helping Dog's.

Bob...you need to wear gloves when playing with your wiener...or maybe lotion <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Sethrotull

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 02:37 AM

Glad you finally got your wiener out of Bob's box. Now how does his wife feel about one less wiener around?

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 02:41 AM

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Oh My!

Bob let his daughter play with your wiener? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Now I think I understand Dog's helping Dog's.

Bob...you need to wear gloves when playing with your wiener...or maybe lotion <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Or loosen the grip on the wiener. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Good thing your wiener shaft is almost indestructible <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 02:44 AM

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Oh My!

Bob let his daughter play with your wiener? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Now I think I understand Dog's helping Dog's.

Bob...you need to wear gloves when playing with your wiener...or maybe lotion <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Or loosen the grip on the wiener. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Good thing your wiener shaft is almost indestructible <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Careful not to loosen the grip too much...you may end up flingin' yer wiener at some unsuspecting bystander. You might get in trouble if you stick your wiener in someone, without their permission <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 02:52 AM

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Oh My!

Bob let his daughter play with your wiener? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Now I think I understand Dog's helping Dog's.

Bob...you need to wear gloves when playing with your wiener...or maybe lotion <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Or loosen the grip on the wiener. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Good thing your wiener shaft is almost indestructible <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Careful not to loosen the grip too much...you may end up flingin' yer wiener at some unsuspecting bystander. You might get in trouble if you stick your wiener in someone, without their permission <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Ishi-san....you are much wiser than I . I must learn to think with my wiener as you do... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: monsterdog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 02:58 AM

I bet Dan is kicking himself for naming it that.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 03:36 AM

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I bet Dan is kicking himself for naming it that.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

I never knew a knife could be used so much...Cool <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Dan

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 03:43 AM

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I bet Dan is kicking himself for naming it that.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

I never knew a knife could be used so much...Cool <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Dan

Are you saying that the Big Dog doesn't play with his wiener as much as the rest of the Yard? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Without you...we wouldn't have any wieners! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 03:49 AM

My weener had such a good time in the short stay at Bob's it didn't want to come home. I turned my back on it for one minute and caught it trying to hide in the couch !
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Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:40 AM

This is so funny. I just can't believe Bob's daughter was holding your Wiener and he did not use his BWM!

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:44 AM

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This is so funny. I just can't believe Bob's daughter was holding your Wiener and he did not use his BWM!

Aint that the truth !

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:50 AM

I think there's laws about that...gratuitous public handling of a wiener by a minor...

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:57 AM

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I think there's laws about that...gratuitous public handling of a wiener by a minor...

I sure hopes she reads this. I'm not gonna mention her age, but you made her day i'm sure. She didn't really want her picture taken' but Bob convinced her otherwise.

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:59 AM

Any time my comments about a wiener can make someone's day, I feel I've succeeded.

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 05:01 AM

She's a very pretty young lady. Your wiener brings out her eyes.

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 05:13 AM

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She's a very pretty young lady. Your wiener brings out her eyes.

Oh Snap! Ok ST...I give up...you win with that statement! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 05:14 AM

lol, Touche!

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 05:53 AM

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She's a very pretty young lady. Your wiener brings out her eyes.

That sounds painful! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 06:09 AM

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She's a very pretty young lady. Your wiener brings out her eyes.

That sounds painful! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Hilarious!!! That's a good one DT!!! Could be true though!

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 07:38 AM

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This is so funny. I just can't believe Bob's daughter was holding your Wiener and he did not use his BWM!

Yup-I walked in and there was my daughter holding Ron's weenie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />. Wait until you see the knife my granduaghter was holding and my other daughter <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />. She held Ron's weenie too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />!!

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 08:28 AM

Here is the one with Bob's grandaughter.
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Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 08:42 AM

OMG- look Jeff- she has your Dog Father <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />!! 3 months old and she stole your DF <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 01:42 PM

Oh great! Three months old and He is already teaching her to steel!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> At least it GOOD steel! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 01:59 PM

Good one Randy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:34 PM

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Here is the one with Bob's grandaughter.
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Very cool......................I understand why I can not bribe Bob now <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:35 PM

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OMG- look Jeff- she has your Dog Father <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />!! 3 months old and she stole your DF <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Well, good thing she is so cute because I would be so tempted to get that DF if not <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:55 PM

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OMG- look Jeff- she has your Dog Father <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />!! 3 months old and she stole your DF <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Well, good thing she is so cute because I would be so tempted to get that DF if not <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Ron & I took that one when daughter ( Mom) wasn't looking <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />. Oh crap- I forgot she reads this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 04:57 PM

OOPS, I will take the DFLE for good keeping!

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 05:58 PM

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Oh great! Three months old and He is already teaching her to steel!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> At least it GOOD steel! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

WOW-I simply cannot belive Ron taught her how to steal that fast Randy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> I guess maybe we are going to have to watch him <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 06:02 PM

Comparing the size difference....
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Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 06:06 PM

Try taking that DF from that baby. a piece of candy is one thing, but that DF could take your arm off, lol.

That weenie looks HUGE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 06:08 PM

That weenie looks HUGE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]

And I thank you ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 07:25 PM

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That weenie looks HUGE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

And I thank you ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]

Are you happy with your weenie Ron? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> What did the wife have to say about you laeving your weiner here on the coast ? I should have dropped an edge on it for you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />- is the BDLE sharp enough <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />?

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 07:30 PM

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That weenie looks HUGE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

And I thank you ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Are you happy with your weenie Ron? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> What did the wife have to say about you laeving your weiner here on the coast ? I should have dropped an edge on it for you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />- is the BDLE sharp enough <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />? [/quote]

The BDLE is very sharp ! Laurie was using it last night in the kitchen and asked me if this was the same knife she used the other day. She couldn't believe the difference !

I thank you again Bob for having me down and your fine hospitality.

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/30/10 07:37 PM

Looking forward to seeing you again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Thanks for everything you brought also. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Maybe we can get the NW dogs together and do some real chopping and Blade Sports <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:21 AM

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Looking forward to seeing you again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Thanks for everything you brought also. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Maybe we can get the NW dogs together and do some real chopping and Blade Sports <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

"Blade sports" eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Bunch of grown men hanging out in the woods handling each others wieners and putting 'em through their paces? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:24 AM

Sorry, didn't mean to be gender-discriminatory. I suppose you might even have some women out their with you so you can play with their wieners too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:29 AM

lmao.... Wieners make me happy!

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:34 AM

leave it to a jyd to use knives to explain the birds and bees!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

"and then dr. dan takes the baby knife out of the momma knifes choil..."

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Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:37 AM

hmmm...I always figured wieners had something to do with it...thanks for explaining! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:38 AM

heh...wieners...

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:40 AM

It's too bad that one day, eventually,someone will run out of weiner jokes... but at least we'll all still have out Weiners, right?

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:47 AM

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It's too bad that one day, eventually,someone will run out of weiner jokes... but at least we'll all still have out Weiners, right?

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only man on this forum who never got a wiener... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:48 AM

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It's too bad that one day, eventually,someone will run out of weiner jokes... but at least we'll all still have out Weiners, right?

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only man on this forum who never got a wiener... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />

I don't have a wiener either. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 04:59 AM

I couldn't live without my wiener I use it nearly everynight. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 05:21 AM

me niether, but I hope that one day I might stumble across one, fall in love with it, and take it home... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 05:42 AM

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Looking forward to seeing you again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Thanks for everything you brought also. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Maybe we can get the NW dogs together and do some real chopping and Blade Sports <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

"Blade sports" eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Bunch of grown men hanging out in the woods handling each others wieners and putting 'em through their paces? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Well- we had to call it SOMETHING <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />. Any excuse will do ya know.Hey Dear- we are headed out now with the boys to go play with our weenies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />.You gals are wecome to come if ya'll want in on our weenie thing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />. Guaranteed- they ain't coming. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> Oh well <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 06:38 AM

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Looking forward to seeing you again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Thanks for everything you brought also. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Maybe we can get the NW dogs together and do some real chopping and Blade Sports <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

"Blade sports" eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Bunch of grown men hanging out in the woods handling each others wieners and putting 'em through their paces? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Well- we had to call it SOMETHING <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />. Any excuse will do ya know.Hey Dear- we are headed out now with the boys to go play with our weenies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />.You gals are wecome to come if ya'll want in on our weenie thing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />. Guaranteed- they ain't coming. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> Oh well <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

I dunno...some ladies might like that sort of thing. I'm betting there are even some who have their own wieners... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 06:44 AM

'Night gents. Time to go dream about wieners...

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 08:05 AM

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> Oh man DT Can't believe you said that (or was that just the voice in my head again).

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 09:41 AM

Hey Tom, Spider Pig and I were talking on ZDC, and was wondering. IF a man has a Taliwacker does he still need a Weiner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> We thought you might be able to answer this Mind boggling question for us. You know, Inquiring minds and all that. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 02:35 PM

Well guys, the Well-Equipped man has BOTH!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 03:24 PM

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Well guys, the Well-Equipped man has BOTH!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Now THAT's just a freak of nature. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 03:47 PM

...or maybe that's just wiener envy on my part <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 05:40 PM

Look at it this way...you could violate two things at once if you had a Tali-Whacker and a Wiener. Double the action, Double the fun! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/01/10 06:16 PM

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Look at it this way...you could violate two things at once if you had a Tali-Whacker and a Wiener. Double the action, Double the fun! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 05:11 AM

Let's bump the weenie thread and pump it up to the top. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 06:50 AM

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Let's bump the weenie thread and pump it up to the top. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

All this talk about pumping wieners...I dunno...might lose a finger <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 06:52 AM

You have to be careful when handling your weiner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 06:57 AM

Things can get really messy really fast if you don't keep an eye on it.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 07:06 AM

For sure! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 07:09 AM

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I wonder, how about a longer Weiner big dog? or a taller one? I don't have a weenie, but I wonder what kinds of things I could do with a different size variation?

wow... constructive AND implicit... not bad if I say so myself!

Actually, I think you might be onto something: the "Magnum Wiener". It would be neat to make a set of quality knives that could be used in the kitchen--the Wiener and the Muck (neither of which I own) are a good start. I have a hard time seeing the dogfather being much help <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 02:10 PM

DT, watcha talkin about! The DF is a GREAT kitchen knife. Why it will seperate a side of ribs in nothing flat. BUT when you swing that bad boy, make sure your cabinets got plenty of support cause IT HITS HARD!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 02:23 PM

Words of wisdom there Randy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 05:48 PM

I just think a wiener is better suited for use in the kitchen. Just use it in private...

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 07:12 PM

Actually the weenie can be used in most ANY room- anywhere-anytime <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Whereas a knife like the DF might be a bit out of place. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> The weenie is versatile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/09/10 11:57 PM

Just don't let the neighbors see you using your wiener--they might start complaining

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/10/10 06:13 AM

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Actually the weenie can be used in most ANY room- anywhere-anytime <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Whereas a knife like the DF might be a bit out of place. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> The weenie is versatile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

I can't even begin count all the different rooms that my Weenie has been used in....

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/10/10 04:55 PM

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Actually the weenie can be used in most ANY room- anywhere-anytime <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. Whereas a knife like the DF might be a bit out of place. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> The weenie is versatile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Strange to hear the DogFather feels out of place....my Wiener works great in tandem with the BushWacker. The BushWacker just clears the path so my Weenie can do the close-up work <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/12/10 01:32 AM

Oh no... My roommate just caught me looking at your guys' Weenies.

She got into it though, and joined in. Maybe I can get her hooked on weenies too?

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/12/10 01:42 AM

My daughter caught me in the Kitchen with my wiener and said "That is small Dad"...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/12/10 02:13 AM

lol, Small, but powerful!

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/12/10 02:16 AM

well i was in the kitchen today thinking about what i could do with my weiner so naturally i started to think about jerking my chicken. after thinking about it some more i think i would rather pork if i'm gonna be jerking. maybe i can jerk my chicken and pork at the same time. never tried it... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/12/10 02:23 AM

This is still too good to not keep going. Just don't tell my wife where my Wiener has been!

Posted By: Stevo8720

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/19/10 03:51 AM

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I was Wiener-less until this afternoon at work. Haven't been able to keep my hands off of it since. I just keep grabbing it, stroking it, swinging it freely out in the open. I just can't stop playing with it! If feels great BTW! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Where do you work???? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> I can only hope to get a job where I could play with my wiener freely without worry of others seeing!!! Most people frown when you pull your wiener out ('cept us dogs) even though it is quite small!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I work at a gun shop in OKC. I didn't get laughed at until I got home and showed my wiener to my roommate! I just whipped it out of my zipper and showed it to him! HA HA!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/19/10 04:11 AM

DUDE!!!!! WRONG WIENER!!!! (unless your sheath has a zipper???)

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/19/10 04:14 AM

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I was Wiener-less until this afternoon at work. Haven't been able to keep my hands off of it since. I just keep grabbing it, stroking it, swinging it freely out in the open. I just can't stop playing with it! If feels great BTW! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

THREAD HIJACK:

So, my grandfather used to have this greeting that always caught me off guard and without any real response. I would just stare at him and then run away. He would ask me, "Hey Ishi...How's your Hammer hanging?". Freaked me out. I was a young lad and really just didn't know how to respond...it confused me, and I wasn't clear about the boundaries of respect, etc. Well, one day when visiting my Aunt...she told me that she heard a rumor about my grandfather's greeting. I told her about it, and she recommended a "responsible" response.

So...the next time I went to my grandfather's house...he asked:

"Hey Ishi...How's your Hammer hanging?"

My response:

"Down to my knees, How's yours?" I was 8 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 05:43 AM

LOL!

Posted By: Stevo8720

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 06:21 AM

I've only had my wiener 2 days now and still can't stop playing with it. I had it out all day at work and thought I would get in trouble for playing with it while working. Luckily, I didn't, but all of my friends want to fondle my wiener. Would it be selfish of me to just want to keep my wiener to myself?

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 06:24 AM

I think it would. You should let every and anyone play with your wiener. It's only right. Besides you'll love the feeling you get from it!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 06:47 AM

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I think it would. You should let every and anyone play with your wiener. It's only right. Besides you'll love the feeling you get from it!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Yeah...I agree with STJones; it's very satisfying. Even better when you're friends clean your wiener after they get done playing with it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 06:52 AM

Those are great friends! You should never put your wiener away dirty. Especially if someone else was playing with. If your gf was to play with it and saw it was dirty you would NEVER hear the end of it, unless your gf is open to letting random people handle and fondle your wiener.

Posted By: Stevo8720

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 07:03 AM

Ok, I'll try not to be so selfish and let people play with my wiener! I was over at a friend's house this evening and whipped out my wiener and got it dirty! I think he was jealous of my wiener! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 08:12 PM

Should have heard the talk in the shop yesterday with us discussing our "wieners" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Stevo8720

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 09:59 PM

Did you see the customer's faces? Maybe we should keep our wiener comments confined to the back room...LOL

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/20/10 10:55 PM

It's nice to know that everyone loves playing with their Weiners! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 04:07 AM

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It's nice to know that everyone loves playing with their Weiners! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Played with my wiener tonight also!!!!
No...Those arent carrots....<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

I let my wiener do the chopping <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

Everyone is nice and cozy warm

[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

GRILL ON!

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 04:11 AM

A man after my own heart Ireash! Yellow and Orange peppers are the best. That didn't sting at all, using your weenie to chop them?

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 04:15 AM

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A man after my own heart Ireash! Yellow and Orange peppers are the best. That didn't sting at all, using your weenie to chop them?

NOPE <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> My Weiner is impervious to Habaneros!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 04:19 AM

Those are the BEST looking burgers I've ever seen!!! Great job Ireash!!! Thanks for the pics(ideas) too!

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 04:22 AM

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Those are the BEST looking burgers I've ever seen!!! Great job Ireash!!! Thanks for the pics(ideas) too!

No prob! Im not a big fan of having a bunch of stuff piled on my burger so I put it inside instead!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" /> I save that space for the cheese and bacon... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Stevo8720

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 06:11 AM

Here are a few pictures of my wiener dog in use! Lemme know what you think!

[Linked Image from i834.photobucket.com]

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 06:33 AM

Guys...I don't know how to say this nicely, but Wieners are not for hard use. If you're not careful, you could permanently damage your Wiener. What if you bent it? Scraped it? Broke it?

They're meant to be gently handled and caressed; for use in soft, warm, wet places that only Wieners can excel. If you use them right, they leave a mess when they're done! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 07:11 AM

Your wiener notches...NICE

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 07:12 AM

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Guys...I don't know how to say this nicely, but Wieners are not for hard use. If you're not careful, you could permanently damage your Wiener. What if you bent it? Scraped it? Broke it?

They're meant to be gently handled and caressed; for use in soft, warm, wet places that only Wieners can excel. If you use them right, they leave a mess when they're done! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

I have a wiener for every occasion, Ishi!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 07:14 AM

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Here are a few pictures of my wiener dog in use! Lemme know what you think!

[Linked Image from i834.photobucket.com]

Your wiener almost touches your toes...be careful with that thing..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/21/10 05:26 PM

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Your wiener almost touches your toes...be careful with that thing.....

ROFL! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/22/10 02:08 AM

lol... If he used it in his boot, it just might touch his toes!

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/24/10 06:57 PM

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Here are a few pictures of my wiener dog in use! Lemme know what you think!

[Linked Image from i834.photobucket.com]

Your wiener almost touches your toes...be careful with that thing..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

From the look of his left boot I'd say he has drug his Wiener across it before ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/24/10 07:14 PM

Oh my..........lookie what his weenie did to the knees on his pants <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: KnotSlip

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/24/10 08:47 PM

Yep, he has a dangerous wiener. He best wear the chain mail afore using it any more. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/24/10 09:02 PM

lol i cant believe this thread is still going strong!

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/10 12:44 AM

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Oh my..........lookie what his weenie did to the knees on his pants <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Straight through the pants and on to the boot. That is on aggressive Weenie with a mind of it's own.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/10 02:56 AM

Don't let it think too hard, it'll get you in trouble! Remember, keep your weenie under control! and keep a close eye on it too, you wouldn't want someone just grabbing your weenie

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/10 03:28 AM

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lol i cant believe this thread is still going strong!

Because all the Dogs keep humping the thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/10 04:55 AM

Steveo, your letting more guys play with your wiener? I thought you were done with that!

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/10 05:03 AM

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Don't let it think too hard, it'll get you in trouble! Remember, keep your weenie under control! and keep a close eye on it too, you wouldn't want someone just grabbing your weenie

Yeah, they could lose a finger! Seriously, not many guys I know would think about sticking their wieners through wood like that. You really don't want a splinter...

Posted By: Stevo8720

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/10 07:29 AM

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Steveo, your letting more guys play with your wiener? I thought you were done with that!

Well, I'm kinda trying to get him hooked. So I have to let him use my wiener!

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/10 11:01 PM

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Steveo, your letting more guys play with your wiener? I thought you were done with that!

Well, I'm kinda trying to get him hooked. So I have to let him use my wiener!

Now that is a classic ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/26/10 01:44 AM

+1!

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/26/10 01:46 AM

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Don't let it think too hard, it'll get you in trouble! Remember, keep your weenie under control! and keep a close eye on it too, you wouldn't want someone just grabbing your weenie

Yeah, they could lose a finger! Seriously, not many guys I know would think about sticking their wieners through wood like that. You really don't want a splinter...

Yeah, but if you don't beat your Weiner, you'll never really love it

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/26/10 01:54 AM

And you have to practice with your weiner to really know how to use it when the time comes...

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/27/10 03:53 AM

I'm glad this wiener thread isn't sagging. Nothing sadder than a droopy wiener thread.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/27/10 05:09 AM

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Don't let it think too hard, it'll get you in trouble! Remember, keep your weenie under control! and keep a close eye on it too, you wouldn't want someone just grabbing your weenie

Yeah, they could lose a finger! Seriously, not many guys I know would think about sticking their wieners through wood like that. You really don't want a splinter...

Yeah, but if you don't beat your Weiner, you'll never really love it

J-rod - now THAT is the ultimate response!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />....................... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/28/10 05:13 AM

Does that mean the wiener's performance gets better with use?

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/28/10 05:27 AM

I think it means that your performance WITH your weiner gets better with use. The weiner is just a TOOL after all.

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/31/10 09:27 PM

Passing on the love from another thread...

Post your "Wiener Mobiles"!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image from i99.photobucket.com]

Posted By: ThePitsBro52

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/14/10 11:21 PM

oh it's a sad day today... had to sell my wiener, didn't even get to play with it, just held it in my arms.

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/14/10 11:50 PM

theres nothing worse than saying good bye to your wiener... i hope i'll never have to do that. i feel for you PitsBro.

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/15/10 12:15 AM

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oh it's a sad day today... had to sell my wiener, didn't even get to play with it, just held it in my arms.

Must have been bigger than my wiener if you can hold it in your arms....I usually use just use my hand.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ThePitsBro52

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/15/10 12:24 AM

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oh it's a sad day today... had to sell my wiener, didn't even get to play with it, just held it in my arms.

Must have been bigger than my wiener if you can hold it in your arms....I usually use just use my hand.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

i don't like to bragg but......

Posted By: monsterdog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/15/10 01:16 AM

I wish I had a wiener, so I could play along in this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/15/10 01:55 AM

Monsterdog, you could always express your Weiner envy!

And Iresh beat me to it!

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/16/10 01:52 AM

Well, at least something funny came of this Weiner Debacle. I'm sorry to hear of your tragic loss PitsBro

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/16/10 11:43 AM

got home from work right now and guess whats waiting on the kitchen table or me in all of its glory?!?! a WIENER!

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/16/10 04:04 PM

So Tone, how does your new bride like holding your Wiener <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

Be sure to share, many Dogs here don't have the opportunity for their significant other to hold their Wiener <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

My wife has held my Wiener though <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: tonester

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 06/16/10 09:36 PM

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So Tone, how does your new bride like holding your Wiener <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

Be sure to share, many Dogs here don't have the opportunity for their significant other to hold their Wiener <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

My wife has held my Wiener though <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

oh sharing wont be a problem because as of this morning this guy has two wieners. so my wife can do whatever she wants with my 2nd wiener, as long as she treats it the way all wieners should be treated <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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You kidding? I went over that next day right after work and made sure my wiener was safe, sound, and right where it belongs, in MY hands!

Now take your Wiener into the kitchen, grab it tight and give it some love!!!
But be careful!! Your Wiener is sharp I don't want to hear that you got bite by your Wiener!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Also, show your wife your Wiener!!! I GUARANTEE she'll love it!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/11/10 07:15 AM

My wife said My weiner isn't all that big but that it really works nice for what It was designed to do!

Posted By: rth548

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/13/10 06:53 AM

AFter using mine for a day or two, I've decided there's nothing like a brand new Weiner in your hand.

Posted By: Pvt.snoballz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/13/10 09:39 AM

plus the mudders give you good purchase for when you get your wiener wet and nasty

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/14/10 12:52 AM

The Wiener loves getting wet!

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/14/10 02:59 AM

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AFter using mine for a day or two, I've decided there's nothing like a brand new Weiner in your hand.

Uhoh <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Legion Prime

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/14/10 03:16 AM

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Steveo, glad you got your Wiener back, sure hate to make fun of you for loosing your Wiener LOL.

I didn't loose it! I knew exactly where it was at! I just forgot to grab it before I left!!! LOL

Hmmm, maybe someone needs to do a King Missle cover ala Weird Al. Detachable Weiner

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/15/10 02:28 AM

lol... this thread has new life! It's standing on its own again!

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/15/10 05:30 AM

Round two of the Wiener Fest!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/15/10 07:27 AM

WEINER FEST! Don't say THAT in San Francisco!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/15/10 08:27 AM

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lol... this thread has new life! It's standing on its own again!

You just can't keep a good weiner down! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/15/10 01:29 PM

I've heard it said that a good weiner is hard to find and a hard weiner is a good..Well you know!

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/16/10 01:58 AM

...cutting tool, right?

Posted By: myketheknife

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/16/10 02:32 AM

I'd like a beaver pelt sheath for my wiener,seems like a natural choice to me.
Kydex is way too rough & tends to scratch & leave marks on my wiener.

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/16/10 02:44 AM

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...cutting tool, right?

Yes...yes...Wiener's are for cutting pie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/16/10 02:44 AM

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I'd like a beaver pelt sheath for my wiener,seems like a natural choice to me.
Kydex is way too rough & tends to scratch & leave marks on my wiener.

That's odd...my Wiener likes it rough <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/17/10 01:04 AM

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...cutting tool, right?

Yes...yes...Wiener's are for cutting pie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Well, I guess we'll just tell her we ate it all...

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/17/10 02:04 AM

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...cutting tool, right?

Yes...yes...Wiener's are for cutting pie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Well, I guess we'll just tell her we ate it all...

***Ishikawa stares blindly at the broken pieces of pie as silence sets in***

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/17/10 02:05 AM

UPDATE!!!

I got new protection for my Wiener today! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/17/10 05:42 AM

OOH, Show us! Pics! We wanna see the Con.. Pants!

Posted By: wolf

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/17/10 09:01 AM

You know you need to sheath yer weiner when you keep stuffin' back in yer pants and it keeps pokin' holes!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/17/10 09:24 AM

Ah Wolf, you're just jealous cause you don't have one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: wolf

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/18/10 04:09 AM

nope...I'm weiner-less...
I do however,have this rather large bavarian sausage... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/18/10 04:19 AM

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lol... this thread has new life! It's standing on its own again!

You just can't keep a good weiner down! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

OH NO it starts again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Dan

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/18/10 07:19 AM

Yup, it just keeps coming back over and over again!

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/18/10 09:46 PM

That's what it's supposed to do right?

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/20/10 01:42 AM

Nothing feels better than sticking you wiener in between some plump breast meat
[Linked Image from i1010.photobucket.com]

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/20/10 07:40 AM

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Nothing feels better than sticking you wiener in between some plump breast meat
[Linked Image from i1010.photobucket.com]

Sorry I gotta disagree.

There is nothing like sticking your wiener in between some nice moist thigh meat.....

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/20/10 12:56 PM

There ya' go S/N! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/20/10 07:15 PM

I like using my wiener to get into that little slit in the clam in order to get it open.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/21/10 04:08 AM

ROFLOL! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/21/10 04:55 AM

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There ya' go S/N! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

I'm betting the newer Dogs to the Yard are wondering what we are talking about.....It's a knife OKAY...I hope thats what we are talking about....... LOL

Dan

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/21/10 05:01 AM

I would compare this thread to a Shrek movie. It's clean enough to get away with it, but there's enough subtle nods to almost get you in trouble, lol.

Posted By: myketheknife

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/21/10 06:21 AM

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Nothing feels better than sticking you wiener in between some plump breast meat
[Linked Image from i1010.photobucket.com]

Uh-oh looks like Jareds' wiener has turned black. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />Where you been stickin that thing Jared?
Better not let your GF see your black wiener before you can get to a doctor. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />
Ya shoulda cleaned it after playing with it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Weren't you paying attention during the SE classes in school? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/21/10 06:31 AM

Wieners, Breast Meat, Bourbon and Honey....now THAT is a winning combination <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/21/10 08:45 PM

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[quote]Nothing feels better than sticking you wiener in between some plump breast meat
[Linked Image from i1010.photobucket.com]

Uh-oh looks like Jareds' wiener has turned black. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Better not let your GF see your black wiener before you can get to a doctor.

Nah, it still looks like about 4" so i'm pretty sure it aint black...

Posted By: myketheknife

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/25/10 06:52 AM

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[quote]Nothing feels better than sticking you wiener in between some plump breast meat
[Linked Image from i1010.photobucket.com]

Uh-oh looks like Jareds' wiener has turned black. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Better not let your GF see your black wiener before you can get to a doctor.

Nah, it still looks like about 4" so i'm pretty sure it aint black...

Yeah you're right Ron,must be shadows then. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: myketheknife

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/25/10 06:54 AM

My wiener's big as a mountain!
[Linked Image from i760.photobucket.com]

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/08/10 10:58 PM

Some of the old Wiener Dogs might!

Posted By: myketheknife

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/08/10 11:09 PM

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Some of the old Wiener Dogs might!

Boy you'd have to beat on your wiener long & hard to build up enough friction heat to lose the temper. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/09/10 12:57 AM

so I was sitting around playing with my wiener and figure I should take some pics for you guys...

well first off I have a hard drive n' wiener.
[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

and RAM with my wiener...
[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHHHAA!!!!!!
I love it!!!!
__________________________________________________________________________________
shot loads with my wiener...
[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

[/quote]This has my vote for best Wiener comment!!!!
Thanks for the laugh Lazi!!!!

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/09/10 01:12 AM

i always use protection for my wiener...

[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/09/10 01:15 AM

for you guys who are insecure about your wieners and don't feel it's enough...

they make a pump!

[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

it really works!!!

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/09/10 01:22 AM

okay I'm done...

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

lazi: Ta ta ta DA! YOU BE THE WEINER KING! Your "show" WAS Great! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/09/10 04:20 PM

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Since you speak with the voice of experience I will have to agree with you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I WILL NOT comment on that. (But I would probably agree with Tom)! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/09/10 04:29 PM

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Since you speak with the voice of experience I will have to agree with you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Of course you will. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/09/10 09:07 PM

You exhibit great confidence in your wiener Sportsnut! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/09/10 10:24 PM

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You exhibit great confidence in your wiener Sportsnut! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Been that way since I was a kid. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/10/10 04:55 AM

ROFLOLOMG! That was probably the funniest thing I have ever seen, every single one of them, lol!

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/11/10 02:35 AM

So...Lazi was using his Wiener so much, that I got a little excited and had to break mine out. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> I decided not to use the sharp edge, and instead opted to use the flat of the blade to do the deed. Didn't take much pressure or time, until my Wiener busted a .... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image from i99.photobucket.com]

Things didn't get too messy, and clean up was a breeze. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image from i99.photobucket.com]

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/11/10 03:42 AM

wiener king!!! man, I've been told I a wiener of sorts but never king of the wieners! lol....

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/11/10 03:46 AM

and there's more pictures one my wiener coming!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: myketheknife

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/11/10 04:47 AM

Wow what a show Lazi,you da king alright.

All hail Lazi da Wiener King,he's gr r reat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
[Linked Image from theperfectgiftcummingga.com]

[Linked Image from theperfectgiftcummingga.com]

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/11/10 08:36 AM

Good one Myke! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Pvt.snoballz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/11/10 09:17 AM

wow...didnt know people were still bragging about their wieners.

does anyone know if there are any wieners that are bigger than others?

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/11/10 09:22 AM

Mine is bigger than the said it was. Course I exercise it quite a bit!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/11/10 05:55 PM

WOW Randy, you really have your hands on THAT one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/12/10 06:56 AM

The Dog Bowl Comedy Relief Lounge,
Starring the Dogs and their Amazing Wieners.......................................................

Why do I find myself uneasy about that marque and feel like I should be running away???

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/12/10 07:11 AM

Posted By: stjones

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 01:16 AM

Bravo!!! Bravo!!!!
:applause:

Posted By: rth548

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 01:29 AM

That's awesome Lazi!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 02:05 AM

Well done Brother!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 02:36 AM

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 04:43 AM

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 07:46 AM

Not bad for a Mississippi Mud Hen, Not bad at all! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> You should copyright this stuff, it's GREAT!

Posted By: myketheknife

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 08:30 PM

Love them hookers,bet your wiener was [Linked Image from i762.photobucket.com]

after they got their hooks on him.
Hope he used protection.

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 11:27 PM

And to think I got a wiener from you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> and you let them run around with hookers..<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> ...Should I have MY wiener checked???? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Great Post Lazi....Gave Me a good chuckle today!

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/13/10 11:44 PM

Lazi, that may be the dumbest and most brilliant thing I have read all day.

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/14/10 12:08 AM

Bravo sir, bravo.

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/14/10 02:29 AM

Absolutely ingenious! I only wish the people who have read this thread over my shoulder understood, lol. Too Funny Lazi!

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/14/10 05:10 AM

I showed you guys my wiener and you just sit there laughing!!!!

lol...

glad you guys found my traumatic wiener incident funny... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/14/10 08:31 AM

lazi, you talking about that little ole thing you was smashing your nuts with?

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/14/10 08:31 PM

Another good one Randy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/16/10 04:22 AM

Glad to see the we can still get a rise out of the wiener thread every once and a while. 'Cause if you can't laugh at a wiener, what can you laugh at?

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 08/16/10 04:23 AM

And lazi, nice to see you're putting your wiener through its paces.

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/22/10 07:24 AM

dont mind me... Just getting my wiener up! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

after all it's been through I was worried it had a case of the floppies!

[Linked Image from i774.photobucket.com]

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/22/10 09:56 PM

NICE LAZI! I put my Wiener in the dishwasher last night. It was a little dirty from my camping trip.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Here We go again...you started it Lazi! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/22/10 10:27 PM

I got my Weiner all dirty the other day and had to give it a long soak and a hard scrubbing. Funny thing, it didn't get all wrinkled! It must have been thirsty cause it perked right up!

Then all is right in your world! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/23/10 11:42 PM

All is good in " WEENIELAND" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DiamondDogDave

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/24/10 12:02 AM

weiner weiner weiner weiner

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 01:23 AM

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No it won't die, but it may shrivel to just a fraction of it's former self! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

But that's only when it's on standby... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Horn Dog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 01:24 AM

Excessive negative weenie comments will not be tolerated! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/footinmouth.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 01:36 AM

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Excessive negative weenie comments will not be tolerated! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/footinmouth.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

I'm gonna run and dust off my wiener now...and rid it of any negative vibes <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 03:25 AM

Good idea Ishi -- you only want to feel good vibrations with your Wiener! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 04:01 AM

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Who started this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />- I remember thinking that I might actually get a warning for the OP <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />-NOT <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />Dan LOVES his WEENIE I guess <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Love without question

I'm sure this thread will pop up for years <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Dan

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 04:06 AM

OY! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />............................................................. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 05:30 AM

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Love without question

Dan

Love for our Wieners!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 07:36 PM

This thread just shows how the Wiener rises to attention!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 07:47 PM

A womans dream = the Playing of the National Anthem at a Nudist colony <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 07:48 PM

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A womans dream = the Playing of the National Anthem at a Nudist colony <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I wonder if any women searching for Wiener's on the www have found this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> hahahahaah! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 08:17 PM

What therapy this thread is. came in the office after a crappy commute and I immediately logged into SY read this and am now laughing!

Thanks YARD! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 08:27 PM

Hey, Fun, Entertainment, Education, what else do you need! Oh wait I forgot what thread this is, don't answer that question in public!

Kinda gives new meaning to the term <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />"my staff" don't it!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 08:47 PM

OK Randy -- we get your "point"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 09:42 PM

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A womans dream = the Playing of the National Anthem at a Nudist colony <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I wonder if any women searching for Wiener's on the www have found this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> hahahahaah! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

That is something funny and disturbing to think about!

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 09:43 PM

Be careful Randy, you don't want to explain that at the ER!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/25/10 10:41 PM

Hopefully no one will ask any embarrassing questions. I can always play dumb, anybody that knows me will buy it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 02:47 AM

Guys...Im in a situation....I came in today to find my wiener associating with one of those infomercial blades. No matter how many times I warn my wiener about the danger and diseases they carry, he still insists on hanging out with them

[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

So I cleaned him up real good to get any bacteria off my wiener

[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

AFter my Wiener was put to bed, I took the DF to go talk to these infoblades...

[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

I think it got the message.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 02:51 AM

I also put my Wiener into some oysters this weekend!
This is a great oyster shucker....

[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

My girlfriend was so impressed she had to get her hands on my wiener too!

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Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 03:09 AM

Well done! Good to see that your girlfriend doesn't mind touching your Wiener....even after it was caught socializing with infomercial scumbags and breaking the seal on some oysters. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 03:25 AM

Ya she is good like that!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 03:39 AM

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

This is too much, lmao!

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 03:41 AM

Awesome !

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 03:43 AM

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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

This is too much, lmao!

This is what happens when I am bored at work!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 03:43 AM

I am SOOO gonna use my Wiener tonight! Can't wait!!!

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 03:45 AM

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I am SOOO gonna use my Wiener tonight! Can't wait!!!

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Do you think Dan dreamed this would go on so long?

Not a chance and I bet this thread will last a good while!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 03:59 AM

hehe just like a good weenie should! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/26/10 10:00 PM

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/18/10 04:24 AM

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Amazing thread, can't stop laughing!!!!
I'm embarrased to admit that I don't have a weenie... I guess I'll have to get a Chopweiler to overcome this lack <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

There is no replacement for a Weenie!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Vizvayu

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/18/10 05:06 AM

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Amazing thread, can't stop laughing!!!!
I'm embarrased to admit that I don't have a weenie... I guess I'll have to get a Chopweiler to overcome this lack <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

There is no replacement for a Weenie!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, you may be right... if I'd have a weenie I'd proudly wield it everywhere to show it to the world! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/18/10 06:33 AM

Hmmm... What is it they say about raw oysters? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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I also put my Wiener into some oysters this weekend!
This is a great oyster shucker....

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My girlfriend was so impressed she had to get her hands on my wiener too!

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Posted By: rth548

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/18/10 06:37 AM

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Hmmm... What is it they say about raw oysters? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Don't believe a word of it....I ate three dozen one night, only nine of them worked! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/18/10 03:32 PM

Don't hate me because
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Be envious! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/18/10 04:59 PM

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/19/10 12:11 AM

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Don't hate me because
[Linked Image from farm5.static.flickr.com]

Be envious! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! does he get paid??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: lazi

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/19/10 06:26 AM

Wonder how many guys without wieners are considering hairy carry as an option!

I know I would right about know.

You guys should see Swamp Rat for counseling. it's all about quality of life! you don't have to be miserable...

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/19/10 07:51 AM

Here I am, months later and still wienerless. Yep, wienerless and not ashamed to admit it.

Posted By: Horn Dog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/19/10 08:13 AM

Who cares? I have the Bird Dog. Size matters.

Posted By: ordawg1

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/19/10 08:53 AM

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Who cares? I have the Bird Dog. Size matters.

I actually like my WEENIE more than my Bird <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 11/19/10 09:03 AM

I don't think there is, or has been anyone who likes my WEENIE as much as I do....

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/09/10 05:42 PM

True, there is even a BOXER wiener! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbdn.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/10/10 12:59 AM

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True, there is even a BOXER wiener! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbdn.gif" alt="" />

Now I have heard it all....a boxed wiener

Dan

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/10/10 10:26 AM

Hey Dan, having your weiner in a box is good, keeps it from getting lost! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/10/10 10:23 PM

A boxed Wiener is ready to travel......think of all the happiness a boxed Wiener can bring!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/13/10 09:50 AM

I can just picture the business cards; "Have Wiener --- Will Travel"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: MrOverkill

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/13/10 02:43 PM

Posted By: Steeley

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/05/11 09:33 PM

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Glad to see the wiener thread rising again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Boy this is a hard thread to get rid of isnt it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />.

Posted By: t1m0

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/05/11 09:56 PM

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Glad to see the wiener thread rising again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Boy this is a hard thread to get rid of isnt it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />.

Really hard...

Posted By: KnotSlip

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/05/11 10:04 PM

Not only hard but its getting long as well. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sf45acp

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/05/11 11:30 PM

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Glad to see the wiener thread rising again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Mommy, that man with the Chorizo sausage is scaring me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/06/11 08:43 AM

Careful there SF. Not everyone knows what you are talking about.

SF and I finished up 14 lbs of Chorizo and 10 lbs of Italian venison sausage. You could say it was a regular sausage fest over here. Sad thing is, neither of us has a wiener. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/06/11 08:56 AM

You just can't keep a good weiner thread down! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/06/11 09:06 AM

It always rises to the occasion <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/06/11 04:04 PM

No Wiener at a sausage fest..............what is the world coming to?

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/06/11 04:53 PM

This is the thread that refuses to die! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/06/11 06:58 PM

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This is the thread that refuses to die! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Somethings just get a life of their own

Dan

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/06/11 07:02 PM

And they refuse to relax until the job is done! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sumoj275

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/06/11 07:03 PM

Well, when the Wiener wants to raise its head, it just happens......of course it takes a little help from those who are holding it.

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/19/12 04:00 PM

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/19/12 11:39 PM

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Uh Tom, I think that Jerry probably had his hands on that big 11 incher before the rest of you did! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I guess you're right. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

OK, my 10 inches of thick, hard steel is MORE than just a weiner dog. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: monsterdog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/20/12 12:00 AM

..oh the agoni, pain and despair on me (trivia question; anyone know the song an tv show my line came from):) LOL

Dan

I'm gonna go with GLOOM, DESPAIR and AGONY on ME off HEE HAW

How did I do Dan?

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/20/12 10:23 AM

I "Missed it by THAT much" well by about 4 minutes anyway.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/20/12 11:26 AM

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Hehe Just thought we needed to "Get it up again"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

We were at a flea market the other day and found a small tin sign.

Ya gotta love it!<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

I cant even imagine!!!!!

Although I seem to have miss placed my weiner....oh the agoni, pain and despair on me (trivia question; anyone know the song an tv show my line came from):) LOL

Dan

Hee-Haw!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> "Gloom, despair, and agony on me",
Deep dark depression, excessive misery,
If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all,
Gloom, despair, and agony on me". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/20/12 12:24 PM

22500 views ! Good stuff.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/20/12 07:02 PM

A genuine Classic! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/21/12 03:45 AM

I thought this thread had deflated. So the question is: how many Dogs does it take to get it up again? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/22/12 07:10 PM

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SP, sounds like you need to pass your wiener on to another dog to play with. I'd be happy to hold your wiener for you and put it through its paces.

Where is this thread going....

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Downhill...and FAST!!

LMAO!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/26/12 06:46 AM

C'mon! The Wiener is sagging! Let's get this post back up!

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/26/12 08:51 AM

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C'mon! The Wiener is sagging! Let's get this post back up!

It keeps going up and down, up and down... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 01/26/12 09:18 AM

We need more dogs to keep riding this thread!

Why do I keep posting....

Posted By: El CacaFuego

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/02/12 06:30 AM

Sorry fella, I'm fresh outta ideas of things to do with a Wiener <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/02/12 08:02 AM

Well, as the weather warms up and you can play with your weiner outside I'm sure you will find ways to enjoy it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />................... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/02/12 03:10 PM

What this post has been lacking lately is some good old fashioned knife porn. For them's that's got 'em, pull out your wieners and snap some pick of you beating, thrusting, abusing, or in any other way, utilizing it (either for its intended or unintended purposes).

Sadly, I am wiener-less, but I like to watch others playing with theirs.

(ok, now this is just getting wrong...) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/02/12 03:19 PM

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Sadly, I am wiener-less, but I like to watch others playing with theirs.

(ok, now this is just getting wrong...)

And this is from a Squirrel wearing a Superman suit! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/02/12 09:44 PM

Good one Randy!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/03/12 03:26 AM

Clearly, I am trying to compensate for my lack of a wiener <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Jroden5446

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/03/12 04:02 AM

My wiener is in a box somewhere, I really should whip it out and use it before I forget how

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/03/12 08:07 AM

You might as well use your wiener as much as you can before you get married, because the opportunities may be limited afterward! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />.......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/03/12 06:44 PM

There is another thread about a wooden sheath for a scrapivore...very cool....but all I can say is thank goodness no one hasdone this for their weiner dog...think of splinters <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Dan

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/03/12 08:21 PM

Nice to know that you take good care of your wiener Dan! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 01:31 AM

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Nice to know that you take good care of your wiener Dan! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'm proud, brave, but not stupid <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Dan

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 03:28 AM

Right on Big Dog!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 04:30 AM

I have actually gotten a splinter in my Weiner.

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 04:30 AM

... wait ... you guys are talking about a knife. Forget I said anything.

Posted By: rth548

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 05:00 AM

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I have actually gotten a splinter in my Weiner.

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 06:39 AM

Uhhhh.....not sure where to go with that one JJ....

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 06:41 AM

Well, he HAS been known to play with dolls..er...action figures! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 06:45 AM

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Well, he HAS been known to play with dolls..er...action figures! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I was ... forget it. An explanation is worthless this late in the game.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 07:13 AM

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Just yanking your leash Warren! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 07:15 AM

My button is easy to push

Posted By: Spider-Pig

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 09:24 AM

No matter how tough his wiener is, a Marine is bound to get a splinter after lugging so much wood.

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 09:33 AM

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No matter how tough his wiener is, a Marine is bound to get a splinter after lugging so much wood.

I love this line. Changing my sig line now. It's been too aggressive for too long.

Posted By: Anonymous

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 09:38 AM

I had to shorten it, but the idea is still there.

Posted By: Spider-Pig

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 09:42 AM

Haha! I'm glad you spotted it so soon because I was really tempted to use for myself.

Semper fi!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 11:09 AM

You Marines, always sticking together! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 12:04 PM

It's a Marine thing...you wouldn't understand. .......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Spider-Pig

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/04/12 09:19 PM

Yeah, we lumberjacks look out for one another.

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/05/12 10:41 AM

Haha Spidy. I've seen your singing group on TV. I'm an lumberjack..... Gotta Love Monty Python!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/12 05:15 PM

FOR SOMEONE ELSE NOW! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Hey gotta do what ever you can to keep it, the thread up! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/12 05:26 PM

Well, on the fillet thread, someone noted that their wiener was great for boning. I can only assume that's true <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/12 08:27 PM

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FOR SOMEONE ELSE NOW! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Hey gotta do what ever you can to keep it, the thread up! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Who knew that this thread would never die! Truly a treasured piece for the brotherhood. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Dan

I think we ALL treasure our PIECE Dan! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

a treasure indeed... it's like a jewel!

when i'm holding the wiener i can honestly look up with pride and say i have a busse family jewel in my hands!

please don't let me get started again...

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/19/12 01:30 PM

lazi sure is proud of his wiener! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/19/12 03:18 PM

Woops, wrong thread for this post!

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/20/12 02:37 AM

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Woops, wrong thread for this post!

What we so often hear when Skunk whips out his wiener... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/20/12 02:46 AM

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Woops, wrong thread for this post!
What we so often hear when Skunk whips out his wiener... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

POST! Well I wasn't going to brag..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/20/12 11:54 PM

Any one with a wiener should feel free to brag about it. A man's wiener makes him special.

Posted By: 2tonyb

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/21/12 05:31 AM

Funny...I was sitting here with my weiner in hand when I came upon this thread.

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/23/12 07:55 AM

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Funny...I was sitting here with my weiner in hand when I came upon this thread.

2tonyb, you do know we are talking about knives, right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/23/12 08:00 AM

You know if Dan was to make a larger version he could call it the Franken Dog Furter. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Ok, I know it's pretty lame but I'm tired and it's the best I could come up with. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/24/12 04:20 AM

Or a smaller one: the vienna sausage....dog....

Maybe we should just stick to the wiener comments... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/24/12 07:45 AM

What do you do when the tab on your soup can breaks????

PUT YOUR WIENER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/24/12 07:47 AM

I also licked the soup off my wiener.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/24/12 08:35 AM

Be careful about sticking a wiener in your mouth...you might gag, or worse! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />....................... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: BigLapDog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/24/12 08:56 AM

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Well this is the first time I've seen your weiner, but it looks like it would hurt if you put it in your mouth.

Posted By: BigLapDog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/24/12 08:58 AM

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We need more dogs to keep riding this thread!

Why do I keep posting....

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As a wiener-less dog, I'd say I've got wiener envy

I never thought id admit it but I would love a dog Weiner. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Sportsnut, glad you're feeling better! Good to hear your wiener was able to please your wife! Was she still pleased with it's performance, short as it was?

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/27/12 08:36 PM

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Sportsnut, glad you're feeling better! Good to hear your wiener was able to please your wife! Was she still pleased with it's performance, short as it was?

I can't lie, she was not impressed....

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/28/12 05:01 AM

At least you're honest <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

So come on guys! Are you too afraid to post pics of your wieners in your hands? Afraid we'll laugh at how small it is? We promise: no judgment. I really would like to see how they look and function in the hand.

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/28/12 09:29 AM

You guys just got a one track mind! Wiener wiener wiener that's all you fellas think about. Why don't you ever think about the other half? How about the TALI-WHACKER! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I mean we KNOW it's big and bred for service! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/28/12 10:53 AM

IF you don't have your Wiener with you, I hope you left it in a bowl of ice. Maybe that way it will still be good when you get home and that can be put back where it belongs. There's nothing as sad as a dead wiener. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: sportsnut

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/28/12 08:22 PM

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At least you're honest <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

So come on guys! Are you too afraid to post pics of your wieners in your hands? Afraid we'll laugh at how small it is? We promise: no judgment. I really would like to see how they look and function in the hand.

My hands are huge and really make my wiener look small !
[Linked Image from i8.photobucket.com]

In comparison My son Ryne's wiener looks about the right size in his hands.
[Linked Image from i8.photobucket.com]

No one gonna bite on this wiener....question?

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/24/12 07:03 AM

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/12 03:51 AM

Not yet.

I'm gonna pull my wiener question out of here for now and put it in somewhere else <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/25/12 04:54 AM

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/29/12 12:14 PM

It's every man's responsibility to protect his wiener! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 07/29/12 08:23 PM

Do we have wiener pics?

.not sure if the mods would allow that. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> but if they will yes please can we has?

Posted By: Psyop

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/12/12 07:03 AM

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Do we have wiener pics?

.not sure if the mods would allow that. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> but if they will yes please can we has?

LOL I dont want to get banned

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/12/12 07:17 AM

Somehow, I'm not surprised that the wiener thread has risen again! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/12/12 07:36 AM

I'm just surprised it was so long in coming

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/12/12 07:40 AM

Seriously, anyone wanna part with their wiener? I'm tired of being the only guy without one. Although the scrapmax 375 has been filling the void nicely...

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/12/12 08:30 PM

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Seriously, anyone wanna part with their wiener? I'm tired of being the only guy without one. Although the scrapmax 375 has been filling the void nicely...

Giving a Squirrel a wiener is never a good thing! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: gun dog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/12/12 09:02 PM

I just cant help but wonder what kinda man would sell his wiener??????

Posted By: tbdoc4kids

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/13/12 04:53 AM

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I just cant help but wonder what kinda man would sell his wiener??????

Or what kind of man would need one? But then, he is a squirrel!

Posted By: 2tonyb

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/13/12 06:26 AM

I'm so broke right now that if I even HAD a wiener, I'd have to sell it!

Posted By: gun dog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/13/12 05:35 PM

Ouch.......

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/13/12 07:20 PM

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I just cant help but wonder what kinda man would sell his wiener??????

Or what kind of man would need one? But then, he is a squirrel!

Well, at least I've got nuts <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

It IS almost winter <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 10/13/12 09:36 PM

Good response D/T!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ireash

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/08/12 09:12 PM

I have an extra large.............................

Wiener dog!

[Linked Image from img.photobucket.com]

Posted By: gun dog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/08/12 09:14 PM

That wiener looks like a few others around here!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/09/12 02:58 AM

GD, how many of our wieners are you looking at? I see you've been through my stuff, but as we've already established, I am a wiener-less squirrel.

As for the rest of you braggarts going on and on about your wieners and how much use they get, Ireash is the only one to show us proof in the last little while. Let's see yer Wieners guys! And some action shots would be good <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: gun dog

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/09/12 04:40 AM

I thought this was family friendly????

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 12/09/12 06:11 AM

Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/17/13 11:50 AM

Wow. 41 pages of Wiener jokes and still going. It's like this thread is on Viagra and should now consult its physician.

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/14/13 11:23 AM

The Wiener WILL rise again. Yup you heard right, he's thinking about running for Governor of New York.

I guess he thinks he is the man to straighten out the mess that state is in. YUP, he's pretty sure he can RISE to the occasion and can successfully get the situation in hand.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/14/13 04:07 PM

Randy gets it up again to generate more posts!

(the wiener thread, that is!)

Posted By: Rasmus

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/14/13 04:17 PM

What is all the fuzz about those Wieners?
I mean, they are so thin and pointy... I like mine thicker and longer.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/14/13 04:38 PM

You just described what I pack all the time!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/15/13 01:55 AM

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/03/13 02:39 AM

What a nice guy!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/04/13 05:22 AM

Ray, for some reason I doubt that he sent you his knife!

Posted By: Ray Settanta

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/04/13 02:43 PM

He didn't even send an email.

Can you send me yours?

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/04/13 08:06 PM

It's guarding all my other Bussekins!

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Posted By: DogTired

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/06/13 02:32 AM

I don't let strangers fondle my Taliwacker. You will at least need to buy me dinner first and we'll see where things go after that.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 05/06/13 02:36 AM

D/T, you are NOT a cheap date!

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Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/05/14 06:42 PM

I used to stroke my weiner on a diamond hone, but he went to someone that would use it more.

BUT now I polish my Taliwhacker with crock sticks and I am very happy!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/05/14 06:43 PM

Just like an old Soldier, a good weiner will still rise to the occasion when needed.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/05/14 08:33 PM

Long live this thread, and may it point down the steel path for a LONG time!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/16/14 08:47 PM

I guess all ya gotta do to get a rise out of the ole weiner is to think about it and how much you miss it. So here's for a great dog that misses his weiner.

Or was it the weiner thread.

Posted By: Ishikawa

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 05:18 AM

All I got from that was...

Gotta....Rise...Wiener.

Welcome back, Wiener Thread!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 06:57 AM

It rises AGAIN!!!

Posted By: adnj

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 10:32 AM

I don't even know what to say in this weiner thread.

Posted By: rth548

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 01:32 PM

It's hard

Posted By: rth548

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 01:33 PM

To come up with something good.

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 02:30 PM

But good to come up with something hard, sometimes.

Sometimes it just makes ya blue.

Posted By: adnj

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 03:31 PM

I'll get a firm comment and then shoot it right over.

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 03:37 PM

Alright adnj!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 03:38 PM

FREE WILLIE!

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 03:39 PM

Sometimes, our past comes back to haunt us. Like in nine months, sometimes.

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/17/14 03:41 PM

NOTHING will make your weiner not "Cut the mustard" like a woman's laughter, or so I have heard.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/18/14 04:47 AM

I guess I'll have to take your word for it.

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Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/18/14 04:54 AM

That's what others have told me.

Posted By: adnj

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/18/14 10:41 AM

When it's cold outside, there's no place better for your weenie than inside a warm bun.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/19/14 07:01 AM

So true!

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/19/14 05:33 PM

LoL

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/19/14 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by SkunkHunter

Sometimes, our past comes back to haunt us. Like in nine months, sometimes.

Yikes! Now those are some unlucky dogs

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/20/14 04:13 PM

The wiener feels great in the hand...

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/20/14 04:20 PM

"Have you seen my wiener?"
-Warren... Something about Mary

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/20/14 09:26 PM

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/25/14 05:59 PM

Ok I'm just a puppy and can't see my wiener yet....

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/25/14 06:02 PM

Getting to 1000 posts is making my wiener hurt....

Posted By: adnj

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/25/14 07:45 PM

Rub your weiner. That will make it feel better.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/25/14 08:36 PM

You Dogs are beginning to worry me!

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Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/26/14 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by adnj

Rub your weiner. That will make it feel better.

Originally Posted by Private Klink

Just don't cut yourself!

Will do!
I'm gonna beat my Wiener so hard ...

The mudders are gonna fly off... probably not possible but heck sure I'm going to try.

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/27/14 05:46 AM

That's the spirit!

Posted By: rth548

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/27/14 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by avalenz

For real now... I can take my wiener in my hand and really give it a flogging! !!

Nice score! Congratulations!

Posted By: yesh

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/27/14 05:11 PM

Congrats on your weenie score!

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 02/27/14 10:01 PM

Posted By: Dumpster Dan

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/11/14 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by avalenz

Cant take it any more my wiener is frustrating me...

It's okay, it happens to everyone

Dan

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/11/14 06:43 AM

Great one Dan!!!!!

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/12/14 02:23 PM

This wiener always is up...

Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/12/14 02:34 PM

You really should see a doctor about that (and lay off the purple pills)!

Posted By: avalenz

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 03/12/14 08:09 PM

I knew those were not skittles my girl friend insisted I eat them all

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/12/14 05:40 AM

What a gal!!!

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Posted By: SkunkHunter

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/15/14 03:02 AM

Be careful, 4 hours is a LONG time!

Posted By: Private Klink

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS - 04/15/14 04:03 AM

Young and energetic!

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