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 Something for the Married Guys Out There
#1017768
01/20/15 06:39 PM
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adnj
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A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with Six-Speed Manual Transmission.
It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats.
Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets.
Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.
Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: adnj]
#1017769
01/20/15 06:53 PM
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GeneralDelivery
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Ah haha. That is too funny. Thanks for this.
JYD #189
"Courage is the virtue which champions the cause of right." -Cicero
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: adnj]
#1017774
01/20/15 08:51 PM
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Johnny Mack
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"Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"
JYD "184"
Psalms 46:10
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: adnj]
#1017797
01/21/15 07:51 AM
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SkunkHunter
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GREAT story, but a FORD!  
A Little Paranoia Will Keep
You Safe (ALPWKYS)
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: adnj]
#1017798
01/21/15 08:18 AM
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Renee
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That is pretty funny! 
JYD #106
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: Renee]
#1017799
01/21/15 09:00 AM
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Private Klink
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Certainly true for this part of Missouri! 
Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: adnj]
#1017812
01/22/15 02:03 AM
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greaser
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JYD#176
"dein Gott schickte mich zu zerstören"
"Sic semper evello mortem Tyrannis"
"Sometimes the chance of a zombie outbreak is the only reason I need to make many of my life's Decisions." General Delivery
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#1018052
01/26/15 08:04 PM
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adnj
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GREAT story, but a FORD! If it had been a GMC, she would have never been given the keys to drive it.
Last edited by adnj; 01/26/15 08:05 PM.
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: adnj]
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01/31/15 07:37 PM
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DogTired
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Wife and Truck Missing: Reward for Truck"
JYD #126
Super JYD #13
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: DogTired]
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02/01/15 12:31 AM
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Private Klink
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Well, there ARE priorities!
Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Something for the Married Guys Out There
[Re: adnj]
#1018305
02/05/15 08:58 PM
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DogTired
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I'm with Randy, more believable if it weren't a Ford
JYD #126
Super JYD #13
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington
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