Something for the Married Guys Out There

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with Six-Speed Manual Transmission.

It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats.

Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets.

Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.

Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

Ah haha. That is too funny. Thanks for this.

I like it!

GREAT story, but a FORD!

That is pretty funny!

Certainly true for this part of Missouri!

Lol nice

If it had been a GMC, she would have never been given the keys to drive it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"Wife and Truck Missing: Reward for Truck"

Well, there ARE priorities!

I'm with Randy, more believable if it weren't a Ford