Daily "Pick-Me-Up" Thread: We need more smiles!

With the world falling to pieces, and daily reports of new zombie infestations on a global scale, I figured, "It's about time we had a(nother) thread dedicated to making each other smile. Pics, posts, humor, beauty of nature, jokes....whatever. So long as it's clean (something I would not be afraid to have my 6 year old daughter see sitting next to me on the computer), and designed to make someone smile. I'll get the ball rolling....

Or the updated version:

D/T, I bet you didn't know that one of your buddies snapped a pic of you when you realized that you lost your War Dog!

One of the Greatest Heroes of all time. I mean he DID save the planet.

DT on Caffeine!

Howard the Duck!

This about sums up my last week...

WOW E/C, talk about crash and burn!!! ..............

OK, here's another:





Still waiting for my B-8's!

D/T, practicing his fast-draw.



Lunch time in the tree:

Lesson: "Always pass gas well before landing near volcano."

...and he stares at my knives.

No matter how bad life gets, somethings are best saying no to... and always be thankful you are not on a prison diet!

Tim, THAT is a good one!

Way 2 funny

It does describe some moments to a tee and a nice break from all of those tree rats that get in my head

LOL

Dan

Ireash, you win the prize!!!

LOL

2 Funny

Reminded me of Patti yelling orders out to the shop floor....don't tell her I said this

Dan

Remember that I have met Patti...she's cuter that that!

Here's a pic of me in earlier days.



And for Walking Dead fans:

Mums the word!!

I think this fits here just perfectly!

Good one!

Lol. This is great!

I know Tom will appreciate this one:

Last night my 7 year old niece stayed overnight with my wife and I.

She overheard a story on the news that there were some home invasions around our neighborhood.

She looked over at me and said, "good thing you have a guard dog."

This is our "guard dog."

VERY intimidating! .........................

6 lbs. of DOOM!

Can't wait to see what that pup looks like when it's all grown up.

She's 9 years old. Haha

That's OK; sometimes BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES!

WELL, not "albino" so much as "pale." You have some good looking blades! Hard NOT to stare!

As for the nipples...well...let's just say that a little frozen dew in the morning in just the wrong place can really chaff my hide!

Poor D/T!

What a Pal!

YUP, that's the next step!

This is me today:

Now this is a cool thread. Hey, Dogfish, any chance that guard dog of yours handle a DogBlade?

I asked her this morning, and this is the look she gave me.

The "are you talking to ME?" look!

From Our "Every family has one", this:

EXCELLENT Randy!!!

Good morning from the biggest, baddest dog in Pittsburgh!

Mornin DF.

How about this.

Hahah! That is pure wisdom!

Good one!

Nice!

Good stuff DT. I got a few chuckles from those.

Thanks DT

That "breakdancing Grandma" is really D/T's old girlfriend!

Yup, my "old" girlfriend Shhhh! Don't tell my wife!

YUP, I'd say that about covers it.

In my job I guess that's a plus.

OK, how about a shot of Kaze?!!?



She sleeps on a pillow next to me, but WITHOUT the Busse knife!

Nice Cat, and You would have to show one of THOSE knives.

It's all in the family!

Why did the nun cross the road?





Force of habit.

DOH!

More DOH's

Why do cannibal's refuse to eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.


Why did the cannibal eat the missionary?
He wanted a taste of religion.

Very good Mastiff!

Mastiff gets a "good one" for cannibalism and I get a "D'oh"!.... Something ain't right....

Definite indication of far-right, anti-squirrel bias.

Well, D/T is a tough Super-squirrel, so he can take it!