Melon Head Cult Spreads!

A very bizarre cult of water melon helmeted warriors has suddenly appeared in the scrap yard. I, for one, welcome these new enlightened rulers, and pledge my loyalty to them. It is time to come out of the melon patch and show all our vast numbers and power by posting in this thread!

BWAHahahahah.. the melon heads shall soon outnumber zombies!

LMAO! "I swear to adore and eat melons whenever I can!" amen.

(if anybody wants one, let me know <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />)

Melon head J33ps present and accounted for. Power of the melon heads unite!!!!!

melon head checkin in

Looks like the melon heads are wussing out tonight! Show your sorry melons!

Vic - THAT is a classic!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

LOL....you're killing me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Dan

I don't know Boss, after a few, it's you!

Now that all have seen that the Big Dog himself secretly wears the melon helmet, all will submit to melon rule!

i submit i submit

It must be a Junk Yard Dog thing??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

nooo anybody! we are equal opportunity melon heads!
though it would help if you are a goof!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

scrappy, you want the blocks with helmet? lol or if you want something else, just pm it to me.

we're gaining power

I like Cults! can I join??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

working on it HB! I'll send in pm

Scary, creepy to say the least <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />
Dan

EEK! I caught the melon head too!

being a southerner I am natually against cults


I fear them

HAHAHA.

lol YardDawg! that's great <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Here!

Excellent! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Why? The South has produced some of the most famous and infamous cults of all!
The Californians can't have cultism all to themselves! Get a melon on that head. You'll feel better, Dave. Really.

could you imagine a n00b reading this thread & seeing all those melon avatars


LOL

Melon helmets provide one with a feeling of liberation. Rejoice.

those are limes, dagnabbit!

(coke song) "I'd like to teach the world to sing, with melon hats on..."

Too tired to put a melon on the claws, but that is some funny sh*t!!!

maybe Rat F can make a melon hat being chopped up by your knives!

How do you get said mellon head?

I don't mess with melons. Only limes.

I pity the fool who calls my lime a melon. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

This is how I make toast in the morning, great for dicing walnuts, deviled eggs too!

See, here is a melon helmet.



here is a lime helmet:



I rest my case.

All who have fruit based products dawned on the cranal area rejoice. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Question.

I think want a melon helmet too.

But Must I be of the honorable Junk Yard Dog status first?

noo I'll do it JB, just give me a minute, I'll send it pm

That didn't quiet work I goin figit with it now.

there we go NOW I am official

Thank you for admiting me it to your club/cult/croup/gang/click/brotherhood

and a special thanks to WichDawg.

I did make a Bond, Lime Bond avatar, but I see I am too slow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

lol that's so funny!

Wow that one's good Rat. You do that one the new tech gadget you got?

That was not necessary, just used the good old mouse.

Coincidentally, I did make the most twisted of all Lime helmet avatars. . .

Thankyou Rat Finkenstein you are a good man helping me out

Nice teeth on that one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

you are most welcome.

No!! Not Bond too! What has happened to the forum? Green helmetitus is running rampant.

Join us! (Insert zombie smiley here)

admit it tedwca you know you want to.

Here are a couple more

Great! More converts to the melon cult while I slept! LOL <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Well that settles it. I have to get an avatar so I can get a melon too.

I need one to. I don't have photoshop.

Send me a big copy of your pic and I will make one for ye. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

acolonelofcorn "at" gmail.com

You think I can get a melon head on these little guys
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Why do people keep calling them melons? They are limes!

It is like calling a loaf of bread a cookie.

Thanks to Rat I have now joined the ranks!!!! I am now a member of the LIME (melonhead) cult! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

Do I have to get a cyber beating initiation to join???

Rat is an infidel! When did you ever see a lime big enough to wear as a helmet?
Already we have "fruits" among us who seek to confuse the faithful and lead them astray! Soon he will cause a schism and lime head infidels will pervert the way of the melon. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

LOL Vic!

the limes are not very big, the heads are puny, is all.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Repent Rat! You know good and well that no lime exists that is large enough to wear as a helmet. I have even heard rumors of avocado deviants among us. Stop perverting and confusing the faithful with this fruity notion. The big melon in the melon patch in the sky is watching you and your lime-loving apostates!

Besides, what is more perverted than drinking Tequila and Melon?

Key Melon Pie?

It is I who am the true believer! I have faith in the existance of oversized limes.

No such limes exist! You have been consorting with the Citrus Board and thier ilk!

Besides, Melons reside in the dirty pit of hades called the ground.

limes grow in lofty trees, gently kissed by the summer breeze. . .

Melons wallow in filth.

All those limes have made you a bitter pathetic heretic, Rat. Come back over to the sweet life of the melon.

I must obey!! For it is law!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

Hail Ostera errr the Melon gods!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

this guy followed your advice, and he is choking on his melon.

If you think about it. Any noob who wanders onto this forum is going to wonder what the heck we are all doing. It's kind of funny when you think about it.

He is not choking. He is savoring the sweet melon flavor! Repent, Rat!

It will surely cull those with no sense of humor, Dan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

She doesn't know how to wear a helmet, but at least she knows what it is. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

The pic does not work for me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

LOL!
Who started this crap??
it's funny as hell man..LOL

Behold the way of the unfaithful! She is one of those lime-loving, Corona-drinking sinners!

that is the trouble with hotlinking pics.

http://www.freshpictures.net/data/media/1/576fresh.jpg

John Rambo is one of us. In this scene, he is about to bring justice to some lime-loving infidel!

Of course, if she was one of you, she would deny that it was a helmet, and call it a hairnet.

But the irony is, he has a lime on his head. That makes ol' John Boy a hypocrite. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

All this lime bitterness has put me in a melancholy mood. I have things to do. Keep the faith melon brothers!

I am now and will forever be a melonhead thanx to WhichDawg.

np brother melon <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Praise Honey Dew and Water Melon!

Limes are more tart than bitter. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I put those in my belly. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

All hail the Honey Dew and Water Melon!!!!!!!!

How do I gets me a melon or Lime not picky ?

I heard that she gives great helmet! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> (Spaceballs movie quote for those who may find this rude) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

WhichDawg or Rat could hook you up but chances are you're already in contact with one of em.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=10C519q5bLI

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FIPDKjoSSC0

Long Live the power of the Melon Head!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EWNSdfHva0Q

This video was obviously produced by the anti-melonhead movement. We must fight back!!!

Oh the horror, that is is an assualt on the fruit bearing skulls wearers of the world.

aak aak "Melon!"

Can someone fit my hog with a melon? Otherwise I may have to put this avatar up.

I got limes!

good job Rat! maybe you could do Arkie, you have the technology!

Arkie he looks like a fine specimen of society. Although he should probably hold the week wacker from the other handle end.

Ooooh, I missed out! I'll be on later tonight though!!

He is Beavis, the breathing meat version.

My melon is sticky!! It's hot in here too!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

BTW...the melon patch is getting pretty bare.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Dan is going to come back to this forum and wonder what happened to us. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

This place is insane!

lol; welcome brother melon!

I did make you a lime helmet a few pages back.

right here, eh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

If I may ask, how did this all start?

Lime Helmet kitten was the original internet phenomenon. Who knows how such things grow and mutate, especially among these maniacs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Diceman made me do it!

Mr Melone...

Its all you man - I couldn't photoshop a helmet to save my life!

but ask:
"How can I be one with the Melon"
grasshopper..

Wow, I'd like to see the look on the face of the first person who comes to this forum brand new and sees all of our avatars with Melons on the heads. Their gonna be line "what kind of place is this".

Someone has GOT to use this one!!!!! Arkie? Who doesn't have one? Someone use it - it rocks!!!

Klink, Scrappy, Hogbutcher, and Leatherface need one.

Hogbutcher asked if he could join in on page one - maybe he'd take it? WD - have you made one for Leatherface's avatar yet? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

They will probably say "Hmmm. . . what's with all the limes?"

Andy, Bors, and Kraz REALLY need them on their current avatars!!

These knightly gentlemen have been selected as guardians of the melon patch, a most high honor.

No leatherface hasn't asked, Hogbutcher's got one but is having problems loading it up, scrappy has one!
Klink declined but laughed!

That's an awesome avatar StrangeB.

Cool. Will Andy let you put one on his head?? And Bors' dog really neads one too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

if not:

Whew.............no sign of the Melon Virus the Nortan firewall must be working.

Hey now I'm a cult member...Long live the Melon heads...hope my Mutt don't see this !!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" />

Chuck Norris one is funny as Melon poop!

I had to put my captains hat back on and let my ears stick out!

How it started;
When Vance made JYD, I posted a melon skull and he put it as his avatar. Then Diceman got one, jeeps, and it spread. I still blame Diceman <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> because a few weeks ago I found the original picture in a thread from a diceman posting! (and it's in google; search "Melon Cat" images)

Horn Dog started the "cult!" which really got the melon rolling! I think he's a preacher at heart <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

OMG nortan stopped working...........


Oh well.......WOOF to the Melon heads

LOL hilarious Bors!

Do a search for Lime Helmet and you will find a better assortment of the Lime Helmet cat pics.

It is a Lime, after all. . . not a melon.

I agree, but Melon Helmet sounds much cooler & is a double ontondre (spelling?)

so....

diceman planted the seed & you created it.. i implemented it & it's been downhill since
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

lol lets just blame Dice!

This melon stuff is a blast of pointless humor, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

I'll have you know that I have official Cult Credentials of Ministry from the home of cultism, Modesto, California! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

omg LOL (brooklyn accent) Sorry fahder!

Recognized as an ordained minister in all 50 States. Is this a great country or what! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

"Honey, I want to get married again". "Why dear?". "Because I want the words Horn Dog on my marriage license honey."

LMAO! "Nuptials performed by the reverend Horn Dog, minister of the church; Grind Funk!"

do we have to call you reverand now?


i wish i knew this i just spent $400 on an officiate(sp?) 2 fridays ago

Maybe the Reverend Funk can give JYD's a special!

I had the very same thought. But if you can't have fun then we shouldn't be here. Your avatar turned out great...very GQ

Do we have a melon helmet salute yet?

Dan

Actually I thought you had a virtual drinking party and for got to invite me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

I have learned to never question the Yard.

May the Melon Be With You

Dan

Nailed it but he does not have a melon

i dont have those skillz

But we have an offical solute...bravo

Dan

Hail to the Chief!

I likes the salute. Very melony!!

Yep, I got one of those through them too. Not that I needed it, but just to say I was “officially registered”. Our church doesn’t require any special schooling to perform any official church duties. (preach, baptize, convert, etc.) For instance, my uncle is a preacher at one of our churches, and his college degree is in business! The church he preaches at has 12,000 members! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> I’ve not married anyone, but I’ve baptized 3 people and I did one funeral.

Hey thats pretty cool. I was an ordained minister for my church for 2 years of full time proseletyzing. Although I'm not ordained in the eyes of the state I can still perfom most ordinance and teach and do a lot of other things in my church. Its a neat feeling thats for sure.

Maybe the next knife offering could be a skeletonised blade called the Melon Cutter !!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" />

(bangs cup in bars) "Melon knife....Melon knife...Melon knife!"

Devestator of all that is fruit.

yeah, the lime cutter? Makes sense- it would be the EDC knife everyone has been asking for.

I think you guys need glasses. Limes are not melons.

Lime/melon eh. The cult is growing and that's what counts.

Limelon

The current Busse SS is the lime knife. The Dog Father is the melon knife!

There is an ecumenical approach. The Limelon Cult. Sounds very Californian. I noticed that Andy was a fellow ULC minister. Remember all that Masonic stuff he showed us? He is the unseen power behind all cults, at the hub of cultism, Madison County, Indiana!

Everyone Don't forget to smile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />.

DHS is creating a new file and trying to figure out how we should be classified...LOL


So smile and wave <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />............. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I bring the BBQ and the melon when I show up for the party.

Vic, I too have one of their diplomas! I was ordained back in 2000. Wow you and I think alike! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

In order to have a congregation I only need five people and I can be tax exempt, if I remember correctly. And for $100 and the marriage liscense I can marry as well.


Andy, You need a melon/lime helmet.

Sounds good, since they are limes, but in some cases are the size of melons. Should calm the rabid melonites. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

It is not the size that matters! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

By the way my last name is Melone......... Hmmmm does this make me a god <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> or just some lacky minion? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

So........what we need now is a matching green handled knife <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

My Dad was an atheist and he got one. He did it to torment his Christian drinking buddies. So when my Asatru Kindred Chieftan said we needed to get ordained somehow to be all legal, I remembered the ULC.

So that's why there's cat hairs in my melon... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

All hail the great Melon!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

How about Reverend Doctor? Or just Vic or Horn Dog. I just love these ULC certificates. They are much cheaper and easier to get than the ones I got from UGA.

Great lookin' melon helmet!

Ron, That David Hasselhoff picture is great! I have always felt sorry for him.
Now He has a Melon Head as well! I love it!

Peace.

Reverand Doctor Vic, I am soooo jelous of these! Money well spent!!
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

Peace.

POP - sweet helmet. It looks great!!

Melons with horns indicates clergy! Looks great, PoP! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

Love the helmet PoP. David H is just one of those special guys who is even more special with a fruit helmet.

Clearly, my laboratory protection gear NEEDS an upgrade. Can someone hook me up? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

which picture would you like done resinguy? your avatar or the mad scientist?

You mean there's a difference?!

Bigger is Better!

how's this?

Excellent!! I feel much safer now!

it's a great shot of you, "the friendly mad scientist next door!" lol

(now about that coke a cola recipe...)

Resinguy - That meth can be pretty volatile - I'm glad you're safe! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Just kidding - great avatar - and nice work Whichdawg!

Resin - I used to live in Columbus, before I knew about the wonders of INFI of course - you must make a semi-annual pilgrimage to Busse huh?

OK maybe its the bourbon talking but WTF. You guys have me in stitches. Well played.

it does make sense, the limes up north would have to have a 1 inch thick skin to survive,
I've never seen one but hey!

I just noticed that Resinguy is holding a vial of Urine... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


He's on the Ghandi diet.

OH NO! I think I've become a pawn, caught in a idealogical struggle between two cults!

ewww! maybe he's making bud!

Bunch of limeys! And I'm not British!

it's hard to see yours Kraz, but it's good! lol

Too much color for Bud. Must be a Corona to go with the lime! The Ecumenical Council (headquartered in Madison County, Indiana) has declared the lime and melon controversy to be settled. Under strong pressure from the California Fruit Faction, the Minnesota Melon Growers, and Anglican Lager and Lime Association, the Cult has been officially renamed the Limelon Cult.

All hail the melon head cult!! I had to pinch the dog with melon image- just sooo good! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

all right Paul! whoooo hooooo! a new deacon!

Thanks mate, love your Nazgul!!

Actually Victor..you caught me too. I am also a Ordained Minister. I don't preach, but I do practice! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Peace.

The limelon look seems to be quite contagious!

You need one Jump - it'd be hard to make one small enough for your little head in your avatar though... I'm sure WhichDawg could do it though!!

With a head that small I may just try a lime green dot.

Whatever works!!

Man this is great! Look at all the melon heads!

I give up! no melon head for me! my computer sucks!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

EDIT!

there's aways a way!

Wow - that is awesome - a melon parachute!!!!!

I'm sure Jump is gonna love it.

we need Hog Butcher!

and scrappy!

Yes, those are both great!

I like the limelon canopy but can't seem to save it with the mod by WD.

It saves the image but without the mod

try refresh. cookies my be corrupt

Got it to work finally. Thanks WD.

whooo hooo! good job bro!

Looks good Jump - nice work WD!

I still wanna see Andy wearing a helmet.

This is nuts! LOL my wife is laughing her butt off!

WhichDawg great work!!! A one man melon crusade!

here ya go fore!

I am even more confused now than when I started...lol

I started it, Horn Dog set it afire! if you read, their was a controversy on whether it's a Melon or Lime, that was kinda hilarious in itself! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> more than half wore em, closer to 3/4 I'd say! It was goofy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Uh oh, melon in my inbox. So this is how it all starts...

we had fun, that's all that matters <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> nite bro

Nite bro, thanks for the welcome back. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />