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DUDE, hold my beer...
Posted By: tedwca
DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/20/10 10:39 PM
I've heard of jumping the shark, but not this...
http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/ Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.
The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.
Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.
“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.
The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.
Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed.
Freaking story of a lifetime, only way it's better is if he had a Busse kin knife.
Posted By: sumoj275
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/20/10 11:09 PM
Wow. What if he did not kill the shark and the shark just died from something else. What if the shark attacks continue, will Dragan have to pay the vacation back?
LOL. That's funny, scary, and awesome - all at the same time.
Posted By: RN
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/20/10 11:12 PM
The 4 words that proceed many a hi-jink or..disaster!
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/20/10 11:30 PM
Think there will be a new Jaws Movie? "Jaws 89, the leap of death"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Steel Fan
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/20/10 11:39 PM
LOL .... when something like that happens the only thing you could do is to "carry on drinking" .... one lucky guy!!
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/20/10 11:48 PM
See, just goes to prove Alcohol DOES kill! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> Yeah I know it's pretty lame, but hey the thought came to me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/20/10 11:48 PM
BUT you could also argue that Alcohol SAVES lives! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Spider-Pig
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/20/10 11:50 PM
The first image to pop in my head was Rodney Dangerfield doing the Triple Lindy.
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 12:15 AM
Haha. Good one Adam! How goes the world with Y'all?
Posted By: tedwca
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 01:20 AM
I'm going to guess the resort's marketing guy isn't going to point out they have so many sharks in the water that you can't jump in without hitting one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 01:38 AM
Oh YOu're BAD Ted, You need to have HER punish you! Can I be next in line? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 01:39 AM
Yeah but he COULD state that the shark fishing in first rate!
Posted By: lazi
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 01:47 AM
and we know what he was thinking after all that...
"Where's my beer?!"
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 02:05 AM
YUP, needed something to dull the pain of the hurt ankle.
Posted By: tedwca
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 02:25 AM
Oh YOu're BAD Ted, You need to have HER punish you! Can I be next in line? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
HER???? Her who??? Did I miss something?? There is no HER in my life. That's why I have all the guns and knives I want. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Private Klink
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 02:59 AM
Great story Ted! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> My wife is half-Serbian, and she can attest to their remarkable ability and unbridled willingness to consume mass quantities of alcoholic beverages!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 03:02 AM
Tom, Just don't take her on a vacation to Egypt!
Posted By: Private Klink
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 03:05 AM
No problem -- she is a real homebody! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I'm lucky that I can get her to go to the Blade show! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 03:32 AM
Haha, just tell her it's on the way to Europe!
Posted By: rth548
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 05:29 AM
What a wild story!
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 05:34 AM
Yo slick, wassup?
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 05:35 AM
Yeah, you!
Posted By: rth548
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 05:35 AM
I'm up, but it's against my will!
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 05:36 AM
Takin THAT pill again huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: rth548
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 05:37 AM
No need for that particular pill in my case! I haven't hit your age quite yet!
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 05:39 AM
The manufacturers said it wouldn't work for me. They said they can't preform miracles! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: rth548
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 05:45 AM
The manufacturers said it wouldn't work for me. They said they can't preform miracles! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
No raising the dead?
Posted By: tedwca
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 06:35 AM
No need for that particular pill in my case! I haven't caught you YET!
You may want to reread this particular statement. I'm sure you didn't mean it the way it sounds. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: rth548
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 06:39 AM
Ha! I was talking about in years, not the way it sounded LOL
Posted By: rth548
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 06:40 AM
I mean, I like Randy and all, but he's most definately not my type!
Posted By: rth548
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 06:41 AM
BUT thanks for pointing that out there Ted, I did edit it to make it sound better LOL
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 06:59 AM
No need for that particular pill in my case! I haven't caught you YET!
You may want to reread this particular statement. I'm sure you didn't mean it the way it sounds. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />
Ted, I "caught" that as well but the said NAW, he's not THAT strange! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Besides I always set where I an see the entrance and have my back to the wall! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: sumoj275
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 08:07 AM
You funny guys!
Posted By: rth548
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 08:22 AM
It's a dispatch thing! We're a little wierd sometimes!
Posted By: myketheknife
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 10:52 AM
The first image to pop in my head was Rodney Dangerfield doing the Triple Lindy.
Yeah buddy.
RIP Rodney.
Posted By: vladdracul
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 11:02 AM
I raise my glass for our serbian brothers !
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 06:05 PM
AND sisters. We've got one Dawg married to a LADY the is Half serbian.
Posted By: Private Klink
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 09:49 PM
And you do NOT want to make them angry!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />..................... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 09:52 PM
Speaking from Experience Tom?
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 09:53 PM
Trust me on this, You don't want to make Hill Girls mad at you either!
Posted By: Private Klink
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 09:54 PM
Even Sherrie's boss once told her - "well, you can be a little intimidating"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/21/10 11:46 PM
Must not be the same person Tom, Sherrie sounded so sweet on the phone!
Posted By: Rainwalker
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/22/10 02:38 AM
Very interesting story... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Private Klink
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/22/10 03:59 PM
Must not be the same person Tom, Sherrie sounded so sweet on the phone!
The General got a laugh out of that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/22/10 04:03 PM
Well she might have laughed, but she still sounded Nice!
Posted By: Private Klink
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/22/10 04:04 PM
She is! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: SkunkHunter
Re: DUDE, hold my beer... - 12/22/10 04:05 PM
I would have said sweet again, but she' a married woman and I'm a married man. Wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />