Everyone needs a gun safe like this...

Devilishly handsome model not included.

Its a good place to keep junk guns like these....





Be sure to look closely at this one...there's a giggle switch...

To scale the size of the safe...I'm 5'-10" tall.

ETA: I'm the devilishly handsome model

Sorry Gary, I didn't recognize you without the sunglasses.

Wouldn't need to bother bolting that safe down.

The idiots would figure out a way to tip it over and crush themselves. I'd be made about my scratched safe!

I'll take 3 of each, please.

Does it have a giant dial on the front?

Yes, it had a dial and handle on the door, and (oddly enough) on the back as well.

The price was $19,999 + $1 per mile shipped from Utah.

Looks like 1/2 gun safe and 1/2 panic room!

Dang!