I was sitting in a Hard Cafe bar in Guam once. A strange guy at the end of the bar kept sending rounds to me and a buddy. After about five rounds and a good buzz, we waved him over to get his story.

It was his first day off from a training exercise aboard a sub. He said he had been down for about three months. Combine bubblehead mentality with Aussie crazy, and you start to get the idea of this man's strangeness.

He was a great guy though.