#3 Excuse me while I whip this out! (from Blazing Saddles)
#2 This knife just BURNS through the wood!
#1 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK (from Monty Python)

It helps to have a sense of humor! smile


Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!