#3 Excuse me while I whip this out! (from Blazing Saddles) #2 This knife just BURNS through the wood! #1 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK (from Monty Python)
It helps to have a sense of humor!
Junk Yard Dog #1 Moderator/Leader of the Pack Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are! Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!