You don’t have to cover up the real reason Dan. We all know it’s because of Gremlins, Swamp Apes and Zombies. Not to mention giant 50ft copper eating Alligators and giant Rats stealing the insulation for nesting materials. Not to mention the ghost of Icabod and the Headless Horseman. And be glad the giant rabid beavers haven’t moved in yet.

I guess a swamp is a bad place to start expanding. You might need a good Exoricist. But pea soup might be cheap.