Well something this “alluring” can make us all want to spend a little alone time with the object of our desire. And to make matters even more exciting she will let us do anything we want to her. Man, makin me sweat already. Well I looked in the fridge to see what I could find to “spice up” our relationship. I settled on two of my favorite condiments, spicy brown mustard and ketchup. I spread a liberal amount all over her blade and then filled in the gaps with the ketchup. I decided to just let her relax until I get home from watching the kids. Then I’ll give here a good shower, rub some oil all over her “action part” and see how she looks. I already know she likes playing dress up. I mean it was her idea for the forced patina sauna.

I’ll report back later on. But it may be quite some time as I suspect she’ll want quite a bit of personal attention when I return.