Uh Tom, you forgot about Patty’s two. But don’t tell Dan. I’m tryin to work a deal here, and you’re messin it up for me. I’ll get two and sell you one at a discount. I MIGHT be able to afford 4 bucks a week. Ok 5 if I only eat 6 days out of 7.

All joking aside, Patty and I are truly blessed. God has smiled on us so at least one of us must be living right. That would be Patty. And there IS a saint Patty.