What would a new Mini one be called ?

Tiny Terror, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Short Cut, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Mini Menace, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Mighty Midget, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
Yard Baby. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Any other suggestions ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />