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I just had to buy a stamp to mail in a jury duty summons.
That's getting screwed both ways.
oddball,
no doubt! yuck.
The 2 excuses that Always work for me..: lack of transportation & medical care.
I use 'em both at the same time.. just in case.

1. Oh that's the month i need to put a new tranny in my old POS _______.
(yes it *does* need to be replaced every 2 years.. that's why it's a POS _______!)

2. Oh i provide long term medical care for my poor aunt _______ who's afflicted with (some obscure disease).

..works every time man. Haven't even gone into a court house for a Decade now.. i just write those on the little excuse slip & mail it in.

Or you can do like George Carlin said. Tell them you’re really looking forward to jury duty because you think you’d be really good at it, because you can spot a guilty person *snap* just like that. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


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