That sucks. Pretty stupid to give you $h!t over a phone. Like 80% of the population carries them. They should get with the times. There’s all kinds of things you could do to get revenge as an enemy on the inside. Especially if you’re thinking of leaving. And something I learned in business law class at school, even if you were a horrible employee, they can’t give you a bad reference to a future employer, or you can sue them. Instead of using a chapstick tube for pills, have you ever tried one of those keychain pill fobs? I have a couple extra stainless steel ones if you’re interested. I keep one on my keychain with a BP pill and a Darvocet in it. The only downside is if you have several or larger pills, then they won’t all fit.