Been doing machete work across the island. Naturally, I picked the hottest days for it. Helped a family clear an overgrown lot. The young lady gasped when she saw my "collection" of yard weapons. "Don't you use power tools?" she asked. "Real men don't need them", I replied. When I finished the job today, she asked my name. I told her and she said, "We just called you Machete Man". Glad she paid in cash. Here are my latest Sheeple Unfriendly Evil Tools:
Cold Steel Barong and Bowie 12" machetes. They are 1055, and they cut real good!


Made in The Worker's Paradise.


I wish my throwing knives stuck this easy. Always could stick a machete.

The Barong rocks.