Death and taxes, both a b**ch and both totally unavoidable..
Bring on the steel before we get too old and feeble to enjoy it Dan!!
don't worry, paul. if you're too old to enjoy the yard knives when they're released, assuming dan hasn't passed up old age by that point as well, perhaps you can get a custom SR-77 handrail with res-c grip to help you on and off the toilet.