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Butthead has matured (I use that term loosely) into a pretty good pup. She took to obedience fairly well. However, we still have some off lease issues that we're working through. It's mainly ignoring things that smell good.

in all fairness to butthead, I have the same problem, and I'm 224 in dog years. it usually goes a little like this:
"stay away from that pot roast."
okay. *eats some pot roast*
"I told you to leave that alone! it's for dinner!"
I am leaving it alone. *eats more pot roast*
"[censored] it, get out of here!!!"
okay. *eats more pot roast*