Gun shows do rock! There is one coming up here in 2 weeks. The last time I was there, they had little cannons for $75.00. I plan on getting one of those anti-barbie bad boys this time around.

Also, you can get a, well, Dog Father, if you had a nice time machine.
And, do not forget, a nice ATC tomahawk, one of my personal favorites for go-to gear.

The LE scrapper 6 comes screaming into my mind. Once again, a time machine would be handy here. I alreadY have one. you all need one.