Valentine's Day is next week and women think that jewelry, flowers, and romantic getaways pale in comparison to trudging in frozen wilderness looking for stuff to chop and pry to bits. Give the one you love the gift of SR-77 in a Scrapyard Knifeworks Dogfather Valentine's Day Bowie. If she doesn't love it and love you more for your thoughtfulness, you accidentally married a d00d.
"I knew you before you knew you had hands" ~Tracey Brogan
