Chop them off, that reminds me of a funny story....

When I was in middle school, me and a couple of friends were camping. Weather was warming up and he forgot to bring any shorts, so he proceeds to thow his extra pair of jeans onto the chopping block, grabs the ax and proceeds to make shorts. He's yelling and screaming the whole time. You had to be there, happened almost 20 years ago and still makes me chuckle...

So the Dogfather would be good to use to make shortsleeved shirts, just one more practical use...

GregB