Sad to say most of the stupid/funny things I did with knives were quite recent not when I was a kid <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

I did get my Mom a beautiful leather wrapped thrower for Mothers day once at about 12.

I had my first cub scout folder at Sunday school and was showing my best friend who was suitably impressed. He was a bit of a ham so put his hands up like I was robbing him at knife point and I made a mean face and said something in character and right then the Deacon walked around the corner.

Long story short I did not have to go to Sunday school anymore.

The Lansky sharpening clamp seems perfectly designed to stick the point of the knife your working on into your butt if you happen to sit on it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />