Finished mopping the kitchen floor, (the last of my honey do's), the master of the house, and aspiring hedonist, me, sits down in the family room with a glass of his favorite wine, a few sugar-free Oreos and some Ramsey Lewis on the stereo. I will be a hedonist until my wife returns from the grocery store.

As I think about it, can a guy with honey do's be the master of his domain? Can a common servant be a hedonist too? Such a vexing conundrum.

I'll have to ponder this later, she's back.