I am alive and well. Unfortunately, some of my monsters have escaped recently, taking my wife's camera with them.
Do not fret; I have sent the wonder pups out on a camera rescue mission.

I have also been quite busy at work. My store is moving to a new location; it is amazing how much effort goes into moving a million dollar business with a quarter million bucks worth of inventory to a new location. My little mind is simply overwhelmed.
It will all be over in a month. We close our doors on the 22nd, throw evrerything in trucks, unpack the 23rd, then open for business the 24th. Or, so I am told.