I would throw my quad and or motorbike in the back.

You really should stay home for at least the first 48 hours if you have any choice. 99% of emergency's last less than 48 hours and the numbers drop again after 72 so if you can live comfy at home rather than being another panicking idiot in a car with no plan that is the way to go.

I am buying a quarter section and using my vehicles more for patrol and foraging than transport. When i was a kid I loved the GI Joe toys like the dune buggy and battletanks etc and now that I am a very immature adult I own the real ones!

I am a total history buff so I was thinking of getting a 1800's small artillery piece for my front lawn but actually have the cannonballs and cannister to use it.

It would be easy to get a WW2 one but hard to find shells. A Blackpowder cannon would be fun at events as well.

Indian attack is a very real danger in my parts. There is one Bridge in my town and you would have to go 5 or 6 hours in either direction each way if it were
cut off. There are several ferries so anyone taking the north could control access easily. Right now you can drive tanks across the ice though.

Racial tensions are pretty high. We are oen really bad month from being like kenya. 40 years ago the local tribes could have weathered the collapse of all other society and the world economy pretty well, but now they would be a little less screwed than us.