My advice< and I have been wrong before..... Knock a big hole in the wall, insert 1 10-15 pound salmon, re- rock , texture and paint the hole, let simmer, and smile.
Best o luck to you JB.
now this guy knows hat he's talking about.
you could also "top off" the toilet,you know,lift off the top piece on the back of the toilet,take a crap,and then leave it.
everytime they flush the toilet it will be brown and they wont know why and if they do discover it....well....that sucks too.
or you be be the opposite of me....the better man....and go on your merry way.
for what its worth,every time the something horrible happens in my life it winds up for the better.a lot of the time i dont realize that fact till years down the road.
Gods got better plans for you.picture it as him putting a fire under you ---,even though i know you dont want a fire under your ---.
good luck.i wish i lived with 70 collage girls.i'm a scum bag,i would've gotten un-married....lol