Actually, that law makes sense.

After all, under (p)resident clintooooon, we had 10 years of no bayo lugs on our so-called "semi-automatic assault weapons".

During those 10 years, did anyone ever hear of a drive-by bayonetting?

I bet if they passed a law against people holding their breath under water until they died, there'd be less drownings too!

And yes - that's all sarcasm.