at first i was going to comment that you should be specific about the woman (hot) but i remembered a few years ago at a concert (summer sanitarium, giants stadium) i was front and center in the pit, right in front of the microphone. it gets pretty rough right there cuz everyone wants that spot. anyway, of all the people to come up behind me and crush me against the rail, the only one that was pleasant was a very soft, plump, short young lady. she got tired and just sorta leaned on my back and put her head down and i didn't mind one bit and she was cool on that hot day. way better than gettin humped by large drunk men.

prolly shouldn't have shared that one!