Here's something interesting to wonder about:

Scrapyard knives carry a lifetime warranty, right? So if you ever manage to break your Dogfather (or any other out-of-production model) short of attacking it with a sledgehammer, how does that work. Does Scrapyard whip one up for you from scratch? Do they have a secret surplus packed away in a fortress of solitude? Or are they simply so confident in their product that nobody has actually attempted to get a replacement on an out-of-production piece.

The implications are fascinating. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

(This message would look very bad for me if I ever do need to lean on the warranty; it has been classified eyes-only, burn upon receipt.)