I probably should have read that "BEFORE" I had bought my kevlar vest.

I choose to believe it is real because there HAS to be some people like that and where are they more likely to show up than a Glock forum?

I like this so much because I see a bit of myself in old Gecko 45.
As a chunky white guy with a interest in weapons it is probably a good idea to have a sense of humor about yourself. It is also a fantastic source of sig lines
and a great piece of internet history. I like to think that somewhere out there gecko45 is making the mall safe for democracy.