Received my first Scrap Yard Knife today, the Dumpster Mutt DC.

Upon receiving fresh air and light the blade sang to me a rumbling, powerful chorus. The steel is magnetic; photons are the carrier particle of this force I believe? The Mutt glows akin to renowned blades of legend and lore.

I’d wage a years crop that this Mutt bests the rest. Eviscerating zombies, disemboweling goblins, falling petrified trees, macerating armor, blade to flesh, blade to blade, victor in all. This is the toughest blade in the world. Nay! This is toughest blade in the universe. I hereby challenge all space-aliens to forge a tougher steel.

Mjöllnir and Andúril have a fighting chance, but a fight they would have.

I want another.

Want… no, that is wrong. I need.



edit: trying to add pic, but I'm not good at this... sorry.