So I was perusing the "other" forum, and found a guy wanting to sell a brand spanking new and unused Crash Axe, but he said CONUS only in his ad. So, I decided to fire off an E-mail and see if he'd sell it to me anyway. Sure enough, for just an extra $5 for shipping, he agreed! YAHOOOOO! I sent the Paypal, he E-mails back he's got it, and he's sending it out Priority first thing tomorrow.

It's got a black blade coating with tan scales, and I cannot wait to get it in hand and test it out. It'll get to me just in time to blaze some trails for deer season! Man, I am so hyped up!