Silly Horn Dog. "Waterproof matches" don't work like that. The match is waterproof, not the flame it creates. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Now, if you want something that will actually burn IN the water, get yourself some chunks of sodium. Magnesium is another choice, but now you need an ignition source to get the magnesium going first, whereas with sodium, fire is literally a case of "just add water"! Of course the magnesium is a lot less likely to burst into flame at an inconvenient time...

By the way forumites, what's with the guy in the diaper? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />