BIG Bolo or Khuk with Magnum Mudder grips.

Who else thinks it would be cool if the Yard put out something similar to my Rainwalker & Co. Designed "Texas Pig Sticker"....Basically an 8.5" blade fighter with 4 inches of sharpened top swedge, slight downward cant to the handle, and a medium sized double guard to keep your hand from sliding forward when you're really thrusting it into something. Make it out of .250" SR-77 in satin finish and/or a coated version for the CG guys, and throw on some Res-C for good control when she's soaked in blood. I think I'm getting goosebumps!!!