A Scrapper 14?

A Gladius?

A Viking short sword?

I just want a very large blade. I'll pay for it. I'll pay for a couple of them. Hell, I have cash in my pocket, and if necessary I'LL EVEN DRIVE TO WAUSEON! It's only about 3-4 hours away from me.

speaking of that... has anybody every been to the factory and toured it? Do they do tours for their happy, loyal customers?