Ha! She was a little freaked out when the ammo started showing up and then the knives. I confessed and showed her the guns and stuff but it wasn't until someone tried to break in and the cops showed up that I had some validation. The cop saw my AR and said I should probably keep it in a safe, I said in that case I'll get a shotgun to keep by my side. He surprised us both when he said that was a good idea, cheaper and deadlier. I don't feel so bad about living in Cali now.