you my friend need a big old busse,swamprat or scrapyard chopper along with a camp knife somewhere in the 7in range.

for choppers may i suggest the DFLE,BR or NMFBM.

for "camp knives" my favorite of all time is the CHOPWEILER

check the exchange at the busse forum of BLADE FORUMS.hell,thats where i've bought more busse kin than anywhere.a true fricken treasure trove of INFI,SR101 & SR77 goodness.