The eggs are absolutely necessary. They are part of a cohesive whole which makes the burger greater than the sum of its parts. And the sum of its parts probably has 5000 calories <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />