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Nice group. Be careful kicking them around, don't want to explain to the admit nurse why you are needing so many stitches on your foot <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

When I was younger man I stayed up late one night sharpening my Kukri.
When I got tred, I finished up, I didn't sheath it, but instead just reached down and put it next to my bed on the floor. Woke up in the AM and stubbed my toe in it.
Learnt the lesson and lost the blood.
Unusued cutlery stays in its sheath!!!