One of my favorite segments on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show was Karnack the Magnificent. Dressed as a fortuneteller, Karnack would first read an answer and then guess the question. For example:

Answer: Love notes on a 13-column pad.
Question: How can you tell you're dating an accountant?

Answer: We're a very close-knit organization.
Question: What does a potential employer tell you when they don't have enough employees to do the work?