bigocean,
I feel for you bro..

But don worry.. that Dog Father is Worth the wait!
Lemme describe its awesome chopping prowess for you..
(nah.. not gonna torture you any more)

But hey! in the meantime you can have fun with your Mini-Mojo!
Don a tricorn pirate hat and go swashbuckling against invisible pirate zombies!
ARG..

JYD #5 "If you don't buy one now, you'll just kick yourself later.." -Karnack