i would vote for one of these

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falcata sword.. made the romans change their armour designs, was used by the spartans <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />, turks and eventually mutated into the khukri

go on Dan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

single bloke with big knife, looking for zombie for very short & terminal relationship