I've heard of guys telling the wife the knife is more than just for multi tool for task or protection. But also for food prep and grilling. Have any of you used this excuse and actually use it for food prep, grilling, or such. Just wondering if it works or not.
It is OK- but one that is better is tell her the knife is a symbol of your love towards her <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />. Then-buy her flowers - take her to dinner and give her money to go shopping. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> She will think you are a total moron- but the money for shopping ALWAYS works <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> . A piece of advice from a guy that has been married 38 years <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> !! Women read right through that- but they sure LOVE $$$ for shopping <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
