Yep I was right. No WD for me. I got my chutes but was really hoping for the WDs. Pretty sure they're all gone by now...somebody must have put in a massive order for them because my timestamp was less than a minute in and I didn't get a WD so I can only surmise somebody cleaned them out super super fast and early.

If any of you dogs has an extra WD (or three, was planning on getting one for each of my brothers) that you can part with let me know.