Where to start, lol! Do table saws count? Or just knives? Stopped a saw blade with my thumb while reaching for a piece of molding I just ripped lengthwise. Granted, I just powered it down, but my thumbnail was the only thing that kept it from the bone. Or how about the time I tried to catch a falling blade, first reaction and all, oops! Better yet, I picked a Buck Hartsook and the first batches were notorious for leaving the black finish all over you, your clothes...so I was wiping the knife down with some PB Blaster and a rag when it first arrived. Well, instead of pulling the rag across the knife, I pulled the knife across the rag and straight into my gut about 1/3 of an inch. Good thing that beer gut got in the way! All I can say is I'm glad there's super glue. It goes on...but I figure as much as I handle and play with my knives, the odds are still in my favor.