That reminds me Randy,

Anyone ever heard of Rifftrax? I would never have been able to sit through twilight if it hadn't been the rifftrax version. remember the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000? Same guys making fun of new movies instead of old B Sci Fi Flicks.

So the Scene goes the vampire dude picks the girl up on his back and runs up a hill at superhuman speed, problem is, superhuman speed is film talk for speed up the frames real fast so his legs look like they're haulin', while his body hardly moves... Cue the Benny Hill Theme song!