My dilema is this. I have the money stashed in my sock drawer for a yard guard. However, my wife doesn't know that I've stashed away a few bills here and there. And if I get a yardguard she'll surley find out on the credit card statement and use the knife to cut off my.... And since I got her onboard for the knobganza my chances of scoring a Yardguard are nil, I already asked. So I guess I'll have to wait until another release.